"we need a land based troop carrier!"

"I can make you one, with legs, that can be easily tripped"

"do it! i have no better ideas!"

I'd watch a show called Crumbles, Crisps and Cobblers in 2009

don't really go for pecan though, since we have butter tarts here that are better. also don't think ive ever had sweet potato pie, not really a thing in Canada

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imagine thinking guys aren't horny

green skin or a forehead ridge is just as "monstrous" as these guys

I've never seen a firework go off and thought "I need to own that"

English: fifa
Russians: extraction shooters
Japanese: rpgs
Chinese: interactive historical dramas
Americans: madden
canadians: yard work simulator