not arizona
@notarizona.bsky.social
just another girl in the world trying to make sense of it all
Buy a boat, Go Dawgs.
Buy a boat, Go Dawgs.
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I stumbled into threads accidentally this AM, saw this and chuckled a little
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I stumbled into threads accidentally this AM, saw this and chuckled a little
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My new holy trinity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My new holy trinity.
Also, don’t everyone rush to nominate me for Mother of the Year
Has @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark commenced yet? I haven’t finished my second martini and I have a 13 yr old with me, but I’d like to tune in
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Also, don’t everyone rush to nominate me for Mother of the Year
Has @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark commenced yet? I haven’t finished my second martini and I have a 13 yr old with me, but I’d like to tune in
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Has @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark commenced yet? I haven’t finished my second martini and I have a 13 yr old with me, but I’d like to tune in
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For posterity, the triple high five skycam version
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For posterity, the triple high five skycam version
Someone absconded with the martini cart, so the bar manager handed me two martinis made from two different gins.
Am I dead? If so, please tell my husband I love him.
Am I dead? If so, please tell my husband I love him.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone absconded with the martini cart, so the bar manager handed me two martinis made from two different gins.
Am I dead? If so, please tell my husband I love him.
Am I dead? If so, please tell my husband I love him.
Somebody wake me up tomorrow and tell me if this actually happened.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Somebody wake me up tomorrow and tell me if this actually happened.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Go Dawgs.
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Go Dawgs.
Classin’ up the joint.
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Classin’ up the joint.
“Hello, ma’am, checking in?”
“Hi, yes, I’d like a club sandwich and a martini delivered to my hotel room, please and thank you”
“Hi, yes, I’d like a club sandwich and a martini delivered to my hotel room, please and thank you”
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Hello, ma’am, checking in?”
“Hi, yes, I’d like a club sandwich and a martini delivered to my hotel room, please and thank you”
“Hi, yes, I’d like a club sandwich and a martini delivered to my hotel room, please and thank you”
Have I mentioned how much I hate taking off after de-icing, and I’m not even a nervous flier
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Have I mentioned how much I hate taking off after de-icing, and I’m not even a nervous flier
The nails are Big Apple Red by OPI, but we’re headed south, because I’m a glutton for punishment.
Go Dawgs.
Go Dawgs.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The nails are Big Apple Red by OPI, but we’re headed south, because I’m a glutton for punishment.
Go Dawgs.
Go Dawgs.
Do you clean off the top of your car after it snows in DC or are you an asshole
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do you clean off the top of your car after it snows in DC or are you an asshole
Also: an autograph from Muhammad Ali from when I met him when I paged in the GA General Assembly — but was 11 and had no clue who he was, and I definitely couldn’t tell you where that autograph is now.
A picture of me smiling up at Charles Barkley while he’s basically telling me to fuck off (playfully, I think) for asking if EJ would make him wear a Georgia helmet after we beat Auburn at Jordan-Hare.
(He was actually very nice.)
(He was actually very nice.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also: an autograph from Muhammad Ali from when I met him when I paged in the GA General Assembly — but was 11 and had no clue who he was, and I definitely couldn’t tell you where that autograph is now.
A picture of me smiling up at Charles Barkley while he’s basically telling me to fuck off (playfully, I think) for asking if EJ would make him wear a Georgia helmet after we beat Auburn at Jordan-Hare.
(He was actually very nice.)
(He was actually very nice.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A picture of me smiling up at Charles Barkley while he’s basically telling me to fuck off (playfully, I think) for asking if EJ would make him wear a Georgia helmet after we beat Auburn at Jordan-Hare.
(He was actually very nice.)
(He was actually very nice.)
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
My response: I WISH
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My response: I WISH
Anyway; I’m trying to find some peace.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Anyway; I’m trying to find some peace.
I am so tired this morning I’ve already word-saladed three sentences, and it’s not even 9:30.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am so tired this morning I’ve already word-saladed three sentences, and it’s not even 9:30.
woof, the Sunday Scaries are fierce tonight
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
woof, the Sunday Scaries are fierce tonight
It’s disturbing how close I came to buying these.
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s disturbing how close I came to buying these.
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
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you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
a lot of you are spending your sunday staying focused on Lane when what you should be doing is staying in your lane on the path to the Lord's eternal embrace
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving