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However, my feed over the last few days has led me to believe that “tell me what you need me to do in order to help, and I will do it” may actually be a skill.
@bluemoonlightzone.bsky.social Haven’t been able to watch yet but looking forward to it!
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dan Herman can go fuck himself
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Winona Ryder
Giancarlo Esposito.

Trading Places, King of New York, Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, Bob Roberts, plus all of Homicide, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Boys, Mandalorian …
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Did you know flowers for Algernon was actually a real movie?
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Which AI is best at email triage?
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pluribus the such an incredible job of taking the female perspective. I can’t believe the writers are all men!
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dead internet theory is real
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes you just gotta pretend there’s gonna be a mariachi band waiting for you
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Kill your darlings
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Initially, upper citizens brigade was really appealing because of the way the men allowed Leslie Knope to be the star of the show but now she’s just grating
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If don’t look at the episode titles from the first season of community if you don’t, wanna wonder if you’re in a TV show.

This is practical advice for someone who had a psychotic break and thought she was living in community after mixing the wrong drugs.

I said what I said.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Autistic people use echolalia to self soothe by repeating pleasant sounds or things that feel good to say. You don’t need to pay attention to what’s being said. It’s just sounds from the TV.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I swear I saw the jitterbug scene when I first watched the Wizard of Oz. Is this a Mandela effect?
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I blocked all the fun things on my phone a few days ago. I went to my 20-year high school reunion and asked people I had good conversations with how to best keep in touch with them. I had them write it down on a piece of paper.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Accidentally set incredibly strict Bluesky screen time conditions last week. I got a lot more work done.
November 24, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Hello Gazan accounts! You may be reading this post because I sent it to you in DMs- welcome to Bluesky friends ❤️ I want to give you a little information about here and then also let you know about how I can help share your account.
October 8, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Everyone is right. It’s a goddamn tragedy that Kaos got cancelled.
November 19, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I started a blog to figure out what I want to use my voice to say.
The Blanket – There are no remainders in the mathematics of infinity.
the-blanket.com
November 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Also, my horizons will be broadened by the ppl who voted for the senile fraud who picked sex pest chowderhead Matt Gaetz as AG and RFK Jr. to watch over the nation’s health? I’ll take a big passaroonie on that. They’re already gonna ruin the country, at least let me keep them out of my mentions
November 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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Yep. They need an audience first. They need engagement. Without that we roll them.
a group of cartoon characters are watching a man play a keyboard
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are watching a man play a keyboard
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Turns out, the mean girls at my mom’s work are into planners. I’ve never been more prepared for a battle in my life.

“I have a bunch of planner sticker packs I haven’t opened, you can use them for coolness and friendship!”
November 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM