Schadenfreude
@normalpony.bsky.social
Old-school MLP changeling. Chrysalis Loyalist. Polychromatic before it was trendy. Pro-am psyop dabbling in Terran politics because I think you're funny. Proudly metafictional. #BugMom4Ever #ChrysalisDidNothingWrong #DefinedEvilAtBirth
Pronouns: you/your
Pronouns: you/your
This is why I don't talk to fandoms anymore. Maybe the guy just wanted to tell a story and it came out this way completely regardless of your politics? By all means, criticize any bad gender/politics takes in Pluribus. But if you're dismissing it as All About one bad-faith political take? Fuck off.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is why I don't talk to fandoms anymore. Maybe the guy just wanted to tell a story and it came out this way completely regardless of your politics? By all means, criticize any bad gender/politics takes in Pluribus. But if you're dismissing it as All About one bad-faith political take? Fuck off.
Quote of the day.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Quote of the day.
None of the above.
I'm YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Trust me. 🦄🐞🫶
I'm YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Trust me. 🦄🐞🫶
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
None of the above.
I'm YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Trust me. 🦄🐞🫶
I'm YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Trust me. 🦄🐞🫶
Oops! I almost forgot the mandatory engagement-promoting out-of-context screenshot!
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
#marketing #earthmoney #engagementishard #help
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
#marketing #earthmoney #engagementishard #help
October 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oops! I almost forgot the mandatory engagement-promoting out-of-context screenshot!
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
#marketing #earthmoney #engagementishard #help
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
#marketing #earthmoney #engagementishard #help
You forgot... uh... whatever the hell this is!
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You forgot... uh... whatever the hell this is!
But sir, didn't you know?! Thanks to your kind donation, that bear was able to support himself, achieve an advanced professional degree, move to the big city, and start a lucrative career in healthcare! #MutualAid #YourDonationsAtWork #BearShare #CookiesOnDowels #Haha
September 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
But sir, didn't you know?! Thanks to your kind donation, that bear was able to support himself, achieve an advanced professional degree, move to the big city, and start a lucrative career in healthcare! #MutualAid #YourDonationsAtWork #BearShare #CookiesOnDowels #Haha
I'm probably spitting into the wind—and smarting off to a bot—here, but maybe at least one real human being will see this and it'll make some rusty gears turn.😤 (Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning.)
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm probably spitting into the wind—and smarting off to a bot—here, but maybe at least one real human being will see this and it'll make some rusty gears turn.😤 (Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning.)
Not so often if properly thrown.
(lazy alt text: four separate artistic depictions of the Defenestrations of Prague en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenes...)
(lazy alt text: four separate artistic depictions of the Defenestrations of Prague en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenes...)
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not so often if properly thrown.
(lazy alt text: four separate artistic depictions of the Defenestrations of Prague en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenes...)
(lazy alt text: four separate artistic depictions of the Defenestrations of Prague en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenes...)
you must increase the thing. it's a moral imperative. <3
my wife and i are one chapter into a very gay, very occult, very anti-capitalist comic and the only thing that would stop us at this point is the gallows. i regret that i have but one life to give for goetic lesbian postfurry romance🫡
my wife and i are one chapter into a very gay, very occult, very anti-capitalist comic and the only thing that would stop us at this point is the gallows. i regret that i have but one life to give for goetic lesbian postfurry romance🫡
September 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you must increase the thing. it's a moral imperative. <3
my wife and i are one chapter into a very gay, very occult, very anti-capitalist comic and the only thing that would stop us at this point is the gallows. i regret that i have but one life to give for goetic lesbian postfurry romance🫡
my wife and i are one chapter into a very gay, very occult, very anti-capitalist comic and the only thing that would stop us at this point is the gallows. i regret that i have but one life to give for goetic lesbian postfurry romance🫡
This lump of carrion is literally introducing a bill to outlaw the very mention of transgender people. It's a stunt bill, obviously, and would have zero chance of passing a court in any other timeline. But we can't take that chance.
Rep. Josh Schriver: (517) 373-0839
Drop a fucking train on him.
Rep. Josh Schriver: (517) 373-0839
Drop a fucking train on him.
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This lump of carrion is literally introducing a bill to outlaw the very mention of transgender people. It's a stunt bill, obviously, and would have zero chance of passing a court in any other timeline. But we can't take that chance.
Rep. Josh Schriver: (517) 373-0839
Drop a fucking train on him.
Rep. Josh Schriver: (517) 373-0839
Drop a fucking train on him.
"Describe the cultural atmosphere of 2025 America in one image."
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Describe the cultural atmosphere of 2025 America in one image."
Here, my dear and clever mammalian students.
Here's a pop quiz for you:
What does this imply about what can and can not now be morally and ethically done to Brian Kilmeade if, say, someone were to find him sitting unattended somewhere?
You will be graded on ingenuity, discretion, and cruelty.
Here's a pop quiz for you:
What does this imply about what can and can not now be morally and ethically done to Brian Kilmeade if, say, someone were to find him sitting unattended somewhere?
You will be graded on ingenuity, discretion, and cruelty.
September 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Here, my dear and clever mammalian students.
Here's a pop quiz for you:
What does this imply about what can and can not now be morally and ethically done to Brian Kilmeade if, say, someone were to find him sitting unattended somewhere?
You will be graded on ingenuity, discretion, and cruelty.
Here's a pop quiz for you:
What does this imply about what can and can not now be morally and ethically done to Brian Kilmeade if, say, someone were to find him sitting unattended somewhere?
You will be graded on ingenuity, discretion, and cruelty.
Haha, openly swore back at Bluesky mods in e-mail.
The name "Jesse Singal" was mentioned.
So if I disappear... be on the look out for, I dunno, regularpony at bsky, or ordinarypony at bsky, or notachangeling at bsky.
I am nothing if not persistent in the face of overparenting. Ask Chrysalis. 😈
The name "Jesse Singal" was mentioned.
So if I disappear... be on the look out for, I dunno, regularpony at bsky, or ordinarypony at bsky, or notachangeling at bsky.
I am nothing if not persistent in the face of overparenting. Ask Chrysalis. 😈
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Haha, openly swore back at Bluesky mods in e-mail.
The name "Jesse Singal" was mentioned.
So if I disappear... be on the look out for, I dunno, regularpony at bsky, or ordinarypony at bsky, or notachangeling at bsky.
I am nothing if not persistent in the face of overparenting. Ask Chrysalis. 😈
The name "Jesse Singal" was mentioned.
So if I disappear... be on the look out for, I dunno, regularpony at bsky, or ordinarypony at bsky, or notachangeling at bsky.
I am nothing if not persistent in the face of overparenting. Ask Chrysalis. 😈
On top of that, come to think of it... HOW many felonies has this likely sex trafficker been convinced of?
Well, shit, Donnie. If "I'm anti-crime" is the only excuse we need... we can be at 1600 Pennsyvlania Ave by 9 am tomorrow. We'll meet up and talk this out.
Wear something highly permeable.
Well, shit, Donnie. If "I'm anti-crime" is the only excuse we need... we can be at 1600 Pennsyvlania Ave by 9 am tomorrow. We'll meet up and talk this out.
Wear something highly permeable.
September 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
On top of that, come to think of it... HOW many felonies has this likely sex trafficker been convinced of?
Well, shit, Donnie. If "I'm anti-crime" is the only excuse we need... we can be at 1600 Pennsyvlania Ave by 9 am tomorrow. We'll meet up and talk this out.
Wear something highly permeable.
Well, shit, Donnie. If "I'm anti-crime" is the only excuse we need... we can be at 1600 Pennsyvlania Ave by 9 am tomorrow. We'll meet up and talk this out.
Wear something highly permeable.
There's one and only one moral principle behind the MAGA cult: "As long as you hold one of our membership cards, you are immune to responsibility for your actions."
Daddy Orangeface will cover for you.
Daddy Orangeface will cover for you.
September 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There's one and only one moral principle behind the MAGA cult: "As long as you hold one of our membership cards, you are immune to responsibility for your actions."
Daddy Orangeface will cover for you.
Daddy Orangeface will cover for you.
Another reminder, or at least, the same fucking reminder yet again:
People's accounts are theirs, people who lecture others on What They Must Do in their own accounts are blocked and muted, and that's just the way it is.
We tried to do everything we could. We couldn't do nothing about it.
People's accounts are theirs, people who lecture others on What They Must Do in their own accounts are blocked and muted, and that's just the way it is.
We tried to do everything we could. We couldn't do nothing about it.
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Another reminder, or at least, the same fucking reminder yet again:
People's accounts are theirs, people who lecture others on What They Must Do in their own accounts are blocked and muted, and that's just the way it is.
We tried to do everything we could. We couldn't do nothing about it.
People's accounts are theirs, people who lecture others on What They Must Do in their own accounts are blocked and muted, and that's just the way it is.
We tried to do everything we could. We couldn't do nothing about it.
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
The fact that this motherfucker would invoke HOOVER as a figure of virtue and legal incorruptibility tells you everything you need to know about him.
They want war... but they want a war that only goes one way.
That's not how any of this works, folks. And they need to learn that good and hard.
They want war... but they want a war that only goes one way.
That's not how any of this works, folks. And they need to learn that good and hard.
September 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The fact that this motherfucker would invoke HOOVER as a figure of virtue and legal incorruptibility tells you everything you need to know about him.
They want war... but they want a war that only goes one way.
That's not how any of this works, folks. And they need to learn that good and hard.
They want war... but they want a war that only goes one way.
That's not how any of this works, folks. And they need to learn that good and hard.
Yeah. Does this bother you at all? Does the logic of it bother you at all? Does it bother you in light of the fact HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO DID IT YET, nor was able to provide any details of this shadowy "anarcho-terrorist" group?
Well, it bothered me. Federalist = (571) 358-9028. Tell the fuckers.
Well, it bothered me. Federalist = (571) 358-9028. Tell the fuckers.
September 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yeah. Does this bother you at all? Does the logic of it bother you at all? Does it bother you in light of the fact HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO DID IT YET, nor was able to provide any details of this shadowy "anarcho-terrorist" group?
Well, it bothered me. Federalist = (571) 358-9028. Tell the fuckers.
Well, it bothered me. Federalist = (571) 358-9028. Tell the fuckers.
They don't even know who did it yet, apparently nobody does... but Trump somehow knows for sure it was "funded?!"
Yeah, bullshit. Increase the retribution and show zero mercy. He's gonna crack down on us regardless. This is clear proof.
If they got away with J6, we can get away with more of this.
Yeah, bullshit. Increase the retribution and show zero mercy. He's gonna crack down on us regardless. This is clear proof.
If they got away with J6, we can get away with more of this.
September 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
They don't even know who did it yet, apparently nobody does... but Trump somehow knows for sure it was "funded?!"
Yeah, bullshit. Increase the retribution and show zero mercy. He's gonna crack down on us regardless. This is clear proof.
If they got away with J6, we can get away with more of this.
Yeah, bullshit. Increase the retribution and show zero mercy. He's gonna crack down on us regardless. This is clear proof.
If they got away with J6, we can get away with more of this.
Yeah, listen: if this is the game they're playing, you don't have to observe any rules of engagement whatsoever. The Republican moral game is, and always has been, "it's only okay when we do it."
So, you know: if you feel a desire in your heart, but MAGA will demonize you for it... just do it™️.
So, you know: if you feel a desire in your heart, but MAGA will demonize you for it... just do it™️.
September 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Yeah, listen: if this is the game they're playing, you don't have to observe any rules of engagement whatsoever. The Republican moral game is, and always has been, "it's only okay when we do it."
So, you know: if you feel a desire in your heart, but MAGA will demonize you for it... just do it™️.
So, you know: if you feel a desire in your heart, but MAGA will demonize you for it... just do it™️.
You've probably seen Trump's response. They're ALREADY threatening us. Even though they have zero concrete info about the shooter and know it.
And that's what I'm talking about. It literally did not matter to them whether we committed acts of violence. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT WE ACTUALLY DO
So...
And that's what I'm talking about. It literally did not matter to them whether we committed acts of violence. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT WE ACTUALLY DO
So...
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You've probably seen Trump's response. They're ALREADY threatening us. Even though they have zero concrete info about the shooter and know it.
And that's what I'm talking about. It literally did not matter to them whether we committed acts of violence. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT WE ACTUALLY DO
So...
And that's what I'm talking about. It literally did not matter to them whether we committed acts of violence. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT WE ACTUALLY DO
So...
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr