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Velocimatter
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I'm here... Or am I?
I listened to this interview with Mayor Chad this afternoon and like always, Paul and Aiden hit it out of the park.

Highly recommend.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oranges. Big fan.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Do you eat spam?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Have you ever worn sunglasses at night?
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Apparently we've stepped up our mouse fighting game at work and put up posters. I pointed out that mice can't read but was ignored
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
YOLO
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I love me some @googoodollsmusic.bsky.social and Dashboard Confessional but their ticket prices are cray cray
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Say less
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
One thing I've noticed is very few people know anything about city taxation but speak super confidently like they do.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I want to go to Agribition, just for the meat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I want meat.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Man our public transit sucks.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
They shelved the R-rated Ninja Turtle movie for a family friendly one and I'm sad.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm so excited for the next season!
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hey @pauldechene.bsky.social wasn't the city supposed to be building some paths connecting the whole city or something. Didn't that come out of the catalyst boondoggle?
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If the Huskies win this weekend, I sure hope they don't swear
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I've been waiting by the phone just praying that you'd call me up
To say you wish you woulda stayed and never said goodbye to us
I'm not looking for a fight, baby, I just wanna talk to ya
And say I'm sorry
I'm sorry (Mm, yeah)
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It must be tiring to be perpetually offended by everything.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Do you think if one hydra head yawns the rest all have to yawn too?
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Do normal items have calories?
Like what if I ate a bed?
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Velocimatter
The magic school bus could be inside your butt right now and you would have no idea.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is it bedtime yet?
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The magic school bus could be inside your butt right now and you would have no idea.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Velocimatter
We still have a handful of these shirts left 👀
Squidfacts.net
Good morning, especially to @sarahmackattack.bsky.social, and thank you for creating these shirts! I got mine in the mail yesterday.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM