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Den of antiquity ┇ Humourrhoid ┇ Not a gang member ┇ I like Spam ┇ Free Spinach Ablutionist ┇ Constitutional Diagonalist

The Oval Scoffice.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
So,
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Or Donald’s desire to reign?

Maybe bot mist the point.

Their snow telling.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
He’s taking the Mickey
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
IKR
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Juan way or another 🎵 ♪ ♬
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
🔥 😸 👍
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Emily is an international treasure 🇬🇧

Marjorie Taylor Greene lashes out as Emily Maitlis asks about conspiracy theories
Extremist tells British interviewer ‘you’re a conspiracy theorist’ and dismisses her over ‘Jewish space lasers’ question
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
👍 Ross William Ulbricht
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Putting the ‘miss’ back in ‘missile’.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Gauloises?
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Okay — sorry
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Bacon
Beef
Lamb
Lobster
Oyster

oh, wait . . . that was the freezer.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🤓
There is no zero in Roman numerals, as the system is not positional and did not have a digit for zero.
Instead, the Latin word nulla ("none") was used, and later, the letter N (short for nulla) became a stand-in for zero, though this is considered a medieval adaptation.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So they would become just a fading mammary?
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is my step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And mass shootings too.

How about Dylan Roof shot up nine people in church?

Or the Las Vegas shooter, Stephen Paddock.

Or the El Paso shooter, Patrick Wood Crusius.

Then there was the guy who shot Melissa Hortman and her husband and dog.Vance Boelter.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Remember, kids . . .
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
59,000,000 / 590,000 = $100 deposit each.

Phone price per unit: $499
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Where’s the sign saying ‘something, something change my mind’ on the front of the table?
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
🎵 Young man, there’s no need to sit down, I said
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said
Young man . . . ♪ ♬
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
😸👍
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM