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The Oval Scoffice.
A cartoon by Kelly of the heavily gilded oval office. Father, Fred Trump appears in the top left corner labeled as Never Impressed Fathers, saying from heaven: Harumph. You call _this_ gilded? Below, Lady Liberty peeks through a door and looks horrified. A tearfullDonald Trump, labeled as Desperate-to-please-presidents, says: I ... I'm building a ballroom too ... Behind Donald are two tearful characters labeled Patriotic Taxpayers and Selfless Billionaire donors. Bottom right corner is a bespectacled man with a notebook saying: The oval Scoffice
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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So,
I can't believe it's not Satire! - spoof logo
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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IKR
I can't believe it's not Satire! - spoof logo
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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🔥 😸 👍
Two black and white cats with their thumbs up. Caption: Good work!
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Gauloises?
Armed vigilantes surrounding a sign that says: Lotters will be shoot on sight [sic]. Below, an image of an otter wearing a beret and the caption: L'Otters are not afraid.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This is my step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.
A stepladder
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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⛏
Motivational poster graphic with the words: I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. ~ Mitch Hedberg
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Remember, kids . . .
Side view of a country gentleman with an extra large nose. Caption: Don't snort Viagra
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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😸👍
Two black and white cats with their thumbs up. Caption: Good work!
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Apologies for the errant apostrophe . . .
Just flipped our microwave on its side, and he absolutely loves it!
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Sauce?
It was the best of Shires, It was the . . . Images of Worcestershire sauce bottles.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Yep
R2D2 apparently relieving itself in a rear parking lot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Dismaland.

h/t Banksy
An image of Banksy's Dismaland
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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🦴
A simple meme of a black cat holding a white bone, with the caption: I found this humerus.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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For the DHS it’s 22 year old Thomas Fugate FWIW.
Official portrait of Thomas Fugate III.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I’m selling mine . . .
A cat asleep in a molded fibre packaging insert. A somewhat odd shape, but the cat fits perfectly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Here he is, without the tea cozy 🫖 . . .
Image of Tim Pool without a hat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I tried wearing a top hat, but it kept jamming the doors of the overhead bins.
Sir Topham Hatt - the Fat Controller - 1986 - Thomas The Tank Engine railway series.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene.
Image of actor Wilfred Brambell playing the part of Albert Steptoe taking a bath in the kitchen sink. He notably still wears his hat and socks. Surrounded by old British detergent products such as OMO and VIM.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Zero IQ . . .
Cartoon of a man sitting on a sofa watching a TV surrounded by vultures. The man's wife has entered the room and is saying: "They can sense brain death Richard ... you have to stop watching Fox News."
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Another . . .
Something I learned from trail hiking is if you're ever lost in the woods, do not panic, don't go off trail, just say loudly and clearly "Elon Musk is not a Genius", and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you poor, then you can follow them to the parking lot where their Tesla exploded.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Up in smoke . . .
Image of Elon Musk. Hits blunt. "why don't. . .why don't we just build the rockets in Australia and let them fall into space"
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I have just the item . . .
Spoof ad for All-Natural NAMBIAN covfefe. Made with 100% confusion. Good to the last derp!
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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If only his father, Fred, had read this plaque . . .
UK NHS sign, white letters on a blue background, that says: FAMILY PLANNING ADVICE Use Rear Entrance (left arrow)
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Dept. Of War == Dad’s Army
Capt. Mainwaring talks to captured u-boat skipper in Dad's Army.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM