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Minott Kerr
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I do consumable liquids seriously, very seriously. Cultural attaché Sterling Coffee Roasters and Aria Gin. Former: civil servant/server whisperer; medieval architectural historian/archeologist; forest fire fighter.
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First thing this morning at the Portland Japanese Garden
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The presidency as we know it should be burned to the ground, and salt the earth. Congress needs a pretty big overhaul, including on the electoral system. But the Court mostly just needs justices who aren't deranged hacks avowedly hostile to fundamental principles of the republic.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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There is nothing less rock and roll than kissing a despot's ass.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Santa Claus: "If your Christmas photo has your family holding guns, I'm not coming down your fucking chimney."
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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How about that? Plenty of time to ship in time for Christmas!
Look what arrived in the mail today. Looking forward to reading this cover to cover. You can get your own copy (signed!) from @lewbryson.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This
Or better yet: make GenAI about an assault on civics. Because if you are selling a product that necessarily attempts to con one person into believing they are engaging with another person when they are not, you’re not just ruining education. You’re dismantling society’s foundations in social trust.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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There was a time in American history when traitors would have something other than phony medals placed around their necks.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Aww, they gave him a little fake medal. How cute.
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Another view of the Japanese Garden’s Flat Garden from just now. This to left of the one posted yesterday. Shows gravel, moss islands. At far left, a weeping cherry w/moss framed behind by mugo pines, then azaleas, & then a camellia. Zoom in there & see 4 greens, 4 textures.
#portlandjapanesegarden
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes good things happen: Happy 92nd Repeal Day!
Please also see in the image’s alt-text, Judge Learned Hand’s insight on this great event.
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Pete Hegseth suffers from the Fog of Dewar's.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
From a few minutes ago, the flat garden (aka hira-niwa) at the Portland Japanese Garden flaunting its winter greens: Lichen, hinoki, pines, and moss (and more)!
#portlandjapanesegarden
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I swear maybe once a decade in public, and this is the moment. This fucking racist and all the gibbering racists nodding along behind him are the ruination of our country. Our fucking job for the next fucking year is to fucking destroy them in the next election. Fuck them.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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new york democrats shouldn't be let anywhere near power. the ideal democratic leader is a guy who won by 2 percent and actually thinks of the GOP, rather than other Democrats, as the enemy.
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Matt Gaetz: rapist, sex trafficker, illegal drug user, drunk driver, White House approved Pentagon reporter.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As some of you may know, I volunteer at the Portland Japanese Garden, which as a nonprofit wouldn’t exist without community support. You can help sustain the Garden via japanesegarden.org/donate! I urge you to consider doing so!
#portlandjapanesegarden #givingtuesday2025 #nonprofit #thisisportland
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Only Congressional Democratic leadership could convince themselves that impeaching someone who’s literally bragging about committing war crimes is fraught with political risk
“Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case," Jeffries said at a press conference Monday.

Okay but why not…….. try anyway?
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Happy first day of Meteorological Winter to all who celebrate!
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Literal bullshit machine
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM