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Millennial Falcon
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My halo stays way low, it feels like it’s bent.
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Michael B. Jordan is officially a first-time Golden Globes nominee for ‘Sinners.’
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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As usual, too far right.
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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🏀 SUNDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏀

Jalen Brunson and the Knicks improve to 13-1 at home and 16-7 on the season!

OG Anunoby: 21 PTS, 7 REB, 3 STL
Jalen Suggs: 17 PTS, 3 REB, 4 AST
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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That's just me using my employee discount since evidently I'm a part time cashier now 🤷🏾‍♂️
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I repeat…
Ayy somebody check Joe Burrow’s fandeul lol
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ayy somebody check Joe Burrow’s fandeul lol
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
C’mon brother smh.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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"it's just big me." - coleman 'k.dot" domingo
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Stockton got that boy cut in half smh lol
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That last one the only one that makes any sense smh.
welp. i’m fucked 😂🔥
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Final:
Hornets 104
Knicks 119
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Tongue baths” is putting it mildly. You shouldn’t be able to see how them people carry on over that man without a Brazzers log in.
I can't watch the tongue baths the Cabinet gives Trump
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
An apple when she walk in the kitchen:
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Word to Fred Sanford....
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Final:
Raptors 94
Knicks 116
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
She serving her people dressed up MRE’s??
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“Getcho ass up put that casket” lmao
and this is why we always ask "how was the fune?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Cherry 11s at a funeral tells me everything I need to know.
and this is why we always ask "how was the fune?"
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hear her out, Vecna ain’t no hoe
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Loving v Thanksgiving”
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Should've sat there and ate his casserole. Nobody cared about his whife/inlaws until that unsolicited Loving V. Thanksgiving story
The way that Thanksgiving story opened the floodgates and that man had to delete his account
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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But tell me again how both sides are the same.
NEW: President Biden commuted the death sentences of most people on the federal death row before exiting office.

President Trump is now effectively looking to retaliate, and to detain those people in the most brutal conditions in the federal system. Bolts reports:
boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
Death Row Prisoners Granted Clemency by Biden Brace for "Living Hell" Under Trump - Bolts
This story was produced by Bolts and published in partnership with The Nation. Inside the federal supermax tucked away in Colorado’s high desert, prisoners spend 22 to 24 hours a day... Read More
boltsmag.org
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM