they say the average is five inches but i don’t trust it i think there’s inflation going on from from the idk the surgerys or something
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
they say the average is five inches but i don’t trust it i think there’s inflation going on from from the idk the surgerys or something
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oooooooour house
is a very very very fine house
with soft dicks in the yard
they used to be so hard
is a very very very fine house
with soft dicks in the yard
they used to be so hard
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
oooooooour house
is a very very very fine house
with soft dicks in the yard
they used to be so hard
is a very very very fine house
with soft dicks in the yard
they used to be so hard
when i first downloaded letterboxd i made it a project to mark every movie id ever seen and i was looking back at it and it and i was astonished that i had seen thousands of films and i was trying to figure out how i had seen so many films
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
when i first downloaded letterboxd i made it a project to mark every movie id ever seen and i was looking back at it and it and i was astonished that i had seen thousands of films and i was trying to figure out how i had seen so many films
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there is something immoral about jelly. jam is pure by comparison
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
there is something immoral about jelly. jam is pure by comparison
had a dream i threw a party and my subconscious was really stretching for people i would invite to a party
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
had a dream i threw a party and my subconscious was really stretching for people i would invite to a party
netflix but it’s a building and it shows the movies i want to show
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
netflix but it’s a building and it shows the movies i want to show
they should do like top surgery but the top is your dome and they take it off
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they should do like top surgery but the top is your dome and they take it off
you can post through the pain just keep going
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
you can post through the pain just keep going
i’ve seen lots of articles about what will happen to like the housing market when all the boomers die but i’m more worried about the broadcast procedural economy. what will happen to ncis, fbi, svu, the chicago ones
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i’ve seen lots of articles about what will happen to like the housing market when all the boomers die but i’m more worried about the broadcast procedural economy. what will happen to ncis, fbi, svu, the chicago ones
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ignore the stains on my shirt it uhh came like that
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ignore the stains on my shirt it uhh came like that
y’all ever go to a white persons house and you go to their bathroom and check out their shower and they don’t have any washcloths, no loofas, no sponge, nothing? like they’re just lathering with their bare hands
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
y’all ever go to a white persons house and you go to their bathroom and check out their shower and they don’t have any washcloths, no loofas, no sponge, nothing? like they’re just lathering with their bare hands
i’m in your wife’s dms sharing fucking recipes
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i’m in your wife’s dms sharing fucking recipes
hey guys add me on the contacts app to hear all the sick updates about my cool life
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
hey guys add me on the contacts app to hear all the sick updates about my cool life
i have got to get more muscular
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i have got to get more muscular
what even is love tbh
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
what even is love tbh
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Negative Space. this book is incredible. i had been meaning to read it for a year, then i found it at a used book store.
heavy and bleak, don't read if you have a weak stomach. the book is about suicide but that's not the scary part. i read it in four sittings and the last one almost made me sick.
heavy and bleak, don't read if you have a weak stomach. the book is about suicide but that's not the scary part. i read it in four sittings and the last one almost made me sick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Negative Space. this book is incredible. i had been meaning to read it for a year, then i found it at a used book store.
heavy and bleak, don't read if you have a weak stomach. the book is about suicide but that's not the scary part. i read it in four sittings and the last one almost made me sick.
heavy and bleak, don't read if you have a weak stomach. the book is about suicide but that's not the scary part. i read it in four sittings and the last one almost made me sick.
eating a chinese pear
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
eating a chinese pear
idle hands are the boner's playthings
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
idle hands are the boner's playthings
i’ve never gotten to experience the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine because it actually always has been me
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i’ve never gotten to experience the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine because it actually always has been me