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No Context Hat @nocontexthat.bsky.social · Mar 24
Screenshot of a comment from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "I'm mostly just giving a slow pitch to @nocontexthat.bsky.social"
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When someone says something too stupid to be true, check to see if they’re a satirical/troll account, and try not to fall for it every single fucking time, like me.
July 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Screenshot of a comment from Popehat's Interests First (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "This was before Bluesky existed which is why my Atlantic piece didn't mention how mean y'all are."
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Screenshot of a comment from Popehat's Interests First (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Trolling Ari Cohn with bad free speech takes is a cherished cultural tradition and should not be limited."
July 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Screenshot of a comment from Bad Popehat With Evil Intentions (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "/3 Anyway, it's time for the good Father to go write his Atlantic piece about what an echo chamber Bluesky is."
June 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Screenshot of a comment from Bad Popehat With Evil Intentions(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Nothing worse than those Public Counsel and ACLU fuckers rolling up in their yachts."
June 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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A screenshot of a comment from Call ICE The Gestapo Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Ponies should fly out of my ass"
June 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Screenshot of a comment from Well We're All Going To Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "[me, wheezing as I lumber after a bulgogi taco truck playing KPop] why do they have to drive uphill"
June 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Screenshot of a comment from Well We're All Going To Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Once a Canadian Twitter user told me to eat a bowl of dicks. They're a very tidy people.
June 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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From the infernal archives:
Screenshot of a Twitter comment from 18Hat793 (@Popehat) that reads, "I wouldn't be Trump's lawyer. But I could see being Trump's lawyer's lawyer's lawyer."
March 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Screenshot of a post from Well We're All Going To Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "/3 Anyway, a reminder: when people are proud to be a piece of shit, insist on treating them like a piece of shit. You'll get some hand-wringing about cancel culture but not from anyone worth listening to."
June 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Screenshot of an old tweet from AbortinistBitchHat (@popehat) that reads, "Just can't get into those. I feel each person deserves an individualized moment of contempt, a personal touch in my rejecting them as a human being.
June 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Screenshot of an old tweet from DarkTimesHat that reads "Every now and then on this hellsite some C-list celeb comes bustin out of the wall like the fuckin Kool-Aid man all hot and bothered."
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Reviving another @kenwhite.bsky.social tweet that's taken up long term residence in my brain.
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Screenshot of a comment from Stop Illegal Ideas Hat (kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "/3 Bachir Attalah could be useful to trees if he were mulched, I suppose."
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Screenshot of a comment from Stop Illegal Ideas Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Oh Ken I know you are humble but as your biggest fan I have to ask how you can be a trial lawyer a poet and a sexual Death Star all at the same time"
April 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Screenshot of an old tweet from Popehat that reads, "Never follow a lawyer to a second location"
April 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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just a regular day at the pope hat factory
Screenshot of a potentially misleading cropped comment from Stop Illegal Ideas Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Hi I am going to post something thoughtless and mildly transgressive"
April 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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And now for something completely different Screenshot of a comment from Soaring Eagle Hat that reads, "/5 Believe in hope even if you don't feel it right now. Ask for support. Lean on loved ones and friends. It will get better even if you can't see it now."
April 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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[passive-aggressive subtweet successfully resisted, exhausting maturity and judgment for day]
April 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Screenshot of a comment from Soaring Eagle Hat (@kenwhitw.bsky.social) that reads, "Fortunately, I had time for lots of coffee and now all that shit is in a knife fight." Pictured below the comment is a scene from The Simpsons, depicting a doctor jamming a bunch of toy germs in a small doorway at once so that none of them can pass through
April 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Every time I get a journalist call for comment now I close my remarks with “members of a government that believes it is not bound by the rule of law are not entitled to its protection.”
March 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Been a while, but we're back!!
April 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM