NoahFuel_Gaming
@noahfuelgaming.bsky.social
Artist, YouTube Creator,, former Game Dev, Level Designer
Pronouns: He/Him/They
AroAce
Pronouns: He/Him/They
AroAce
Epic Games Store wouldn’t even be on anyone’s PC if Fortnite didn’t exist, It still lacks basic features Steam had in 2012, They give away games and STILL can’t buy market share, They’ve spent nearly a billion on exclusivity bribes just to get people to open their launcher
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Epic Games Store wouldn’t even be on anyone’s PC if Fortnite didn’t exist, It still lacks basic features Steam had in 2012, They give away games and STILL can’t buy market share, They’ve spent nearly a billion on exclusivity bribes just to get people to open their launcher
Tim Sweeney saying “AI will be involved in nearly all future production” is wild coming from the guy whose store:
still doesn’t have a cart half the time
still doesn’t have user reviews
still doesn’t have proper cloud saves for loads of games
still has a launcher that eats RAM
still doesn’t have a cart half the time
still doesn’t have user reviews
still doesn’t have proper cloud saves for loads of games
still has a launcher that eats RAM
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Tim Sweeney saying “AI will be involved in nearly all future production” is wild coming from the guy whose store:
still doesn’t have a cart half the time
still doesn’t have user reviews
still doesn’t have proper cloud saves for loads of games
still has a launcher that eats RAM
still doesn’t have a cart half the time
still doesn’t have user reviews
still doesn’t have proper cloud saves for loads of games
still has a launcher that eats RAM
the worst thing Malcolm ever did to Reese.
Reese spent the entire day cooking the best meal of his life, and Malcolm destroyed it literally the moment Reese placed it on the table.
This is one of the very few episodes where Reese genuinely tried to be great, and Malcolm completely stole it
Reese spent the entire day cooking the best meal of his life, and Malcolm destroyed it literally the moment Reese placed it on the table.
This is one of the very few episodes where Reese genuinely tried to be great, and Malcolm completely stole it
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the worst thing Malcolm ever did to Reese.
Reese spent the entire day cooking the best meal of his life, and Malcolm destroyed it literally the moment Reese placed it on the table.
This is one of the very few episodes where Reese genuinely tried to be great, and Malcolm completely stole it
Reese spent the entire day cooking the best meal of his life, and Malcolm destroyed it literally the moment Reese placed it on the table.
This is one of the very few episodes where Reese genuinely tried to be great, and Malcolm completely stole it
Wild how buying half the games industry becomes harder when the infinite-money faucet slows down.
PIF tried to buy its way into the global games industry the same way it bought soccer, WWE, golf, and Formula 1
PIF tried to buy its way into the global games industry the same way it bought soccer, WWE, golf, and Formula 1
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wild how buying half the games industry becomes harder when the infinite-money faucet slows down.
PIF tried to buy its way into the global games industry the same way it bought soccer, WWE, golf, and Formula 1
PIF tried to buy its way into the global games industry the same way it bought soccer, WWE, golf, and Formula 1
THEY REALLY GOT BILLY LOOMIS IN FNAF 2
We’ve literally got:
Matthew Lillard (Stu)
as William Afton
AND NOW
Skeet Ulrich (Billy)
as Henry Emily
in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
We’ve literally got:
Matthew Lillard (Stu)
as William Afton
AND NOW
Skeet Ulrich (Billy)
as Henry Emily
in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
THEY REALLY GOT BILLY LOOMIS IN FNAF 2
We’ve literally got:
Matthew Lillard (Stu)
as William Afton
AND NOW
Skeet Ulrich (Billy)
as Henry Emily
in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
We’ve literally got:
Matthew Lillard (Stu)
as William Afton
AND NOW
Skeet Ulrich (Billy)
as Henry Emily
in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
Ghost of Yōtei is hated by that crowd because:
Atsu isn’t sexualized
Atsu is voiced by a queer Asian woman they already hate
The game succeeded anyway
It proved their political narrative wrong
It became mainstream and award-winning
Their “real gamers reject this!” grift collapsed overnight
Atsu isn’t sexualized
Atsu is voiced by a queer Asian woman they already hate
The game succeeded anyway
It proved their political narrative wrong
It became mainstream and award-winning
Their “real gamers reject this!” grift collapsed overnight
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ghost of Yōtei is hated by that crowd because:
Atsu isn’t sexualized
Atsu is voiced by a queer Asian woman they already hate
The game succeeded anyway
It proved their political narrative wrong
It became mainstream and award-winning
Their “real gamers reject this!” grift collapsed overnight
Atsu isn’t sexualized
Atsu is voiced by a queer Asian woman they already hate
The game succeeded anyway
It proved their political narrative wrong
It became mainstream and award-winning
Their “real gamers reject this!” grift collapsed overnight
MM..FOOD and Operation: Doomsday both lost character in their anniversary/redraw covers.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
MM..FOOD and Operation: Doomsday both lost character in their anniversary/redraw covers.
For weeks the anti-woke crowd was hyping Expedition 33 as their new “safe, apolitical” champion because:
It wasn’t from a big AAA studio
they could use it to shit on Ubisoft (Specifically AC shadows)
the female characters were attractive (by their standards)
It wasn’t from a big AAA studio
they could use it to shit on Ubisoft (Specifically AC shadows)
the female characters were attractive (by their standards)
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
For weeks the anti-woke crowd was hyping Expedition 33 as their new “safe, apolitical” champion because:
It wasn’t from a big AAA studio
they could use it to shit on Ubisoft (Specifically AC shadows)
the female characters were attractive (by their standards)
It wasn’t from a big AAA studio
they could use it to shit on Ubisoft (Specifically AC shadows)
the female characters were attractive (by their standards)
, this is exactly why Vox feels so Benny-coded to me.
He can’t build anything on his own, he just steals, imitates, and kills his way into the image he wishes he had......except Benny is more competent
He can’t build anything on his own, he just steals, imitates, and kills his way into the image he wishes he had......except Benny is more competent
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
, this is exactly why Vox feels so Benny-coded to me.
He can’t build anything on his own, he just steals, imitates, and kills his way into the image he wishes he had......except Benny is more competent
He can’t build anything on his own, he just steals, imitates, and kills his way into the image he wishes he had......except Benny is more competent
never thought I'd see the day where Doug mentions Helluva and ALMOST praises it
he basically says:
“Depp wants to act like a wacky cartoon character, but he just doesn’t have the comedic timing or charm”
Using Blitzo is just shorthand for:
“THIS is what chaotic-funny done right looks like.”
he basically says:
“Depp wants to act like a wacky cartoon character, but he just doesn’t have the comedic timing or charm”
Using Blitzo is just shorthand for:
“THIS is what chaotic-funny done right looks like.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
never thought I'd see the day where Doug mentions Helluva and ALMOST praises it
he basically says:
“Depp wants to act like a wacky cartoon character, but he just doesn’t have the comedic timing or charm”
Using Blitzo is just shorthand for:
“THIS is what chaotic-funny done right looks like.”
he basically says:
“Depp wants to act like a wacky cartoon character, but he just doesn’t have the comedic timing or charm”
Using Blitzo is just shorthand for:
“THIS is what chaotic-funny done right looks like.”
So you’re supporting a movie that has Brie Larson voicing one of the characters? Good to know
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So you’re supporting a movie that has Brie Larson voicing one of the characters? Good to know
These are shockingly reasonable by JoJo localization standards. Given how cursed things could have been, Viz actually played it safe AND respectful.
Darkmore and Mando are solid names compared to what we got in previous parts
Darkmore and Mando are solid names compared to what we got in previous parts
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
These are shockingly reasonable by JoJo localization standards. Given how cursed things could have been, Viz actually played it safe AND respectful.
Darkmore and Mando are solid names compared to what we got in previous parts
Darkmore and Mando are solid names compared to what we got in previous parts
he legit looks like Benny
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
he legit looks like Benny
Are you proud, bigots? You have taken someone’s life for the crime of pretending to be their favorite character.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Are you proud, bigots? You have taken someone’s life for the crime of pretending to be their favorite character.
Ubisoft doing the “It’s not us, it’s the market” routine is honestly the most predictable thing in the industry at this point.
Expedition 33 literally came from former Ubisoft devs who LEFT because the corporate machine wouldn’t let them make games like this anymore.
Expedition 33 literally came from former Ubisoft devs who LEFT because the corporate machine wouldn’t let them make games like this anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ubisoft doing the “It’s not us, it’s the market” routine is honestly the most predictable thing in the industry at this point.
Expedition 33 literally came from former Ubisoft devs who LEFT because the corporate machine wouldn’t let them make games like this anymore.
Expedition 33 literally came from former Ubisoft devs who LEFT because the corporate machine wouldn’t let them make games like this anymore.
Phantom Blood Dio only wears yellow/gold in:
Phantom Blood PS2
ASB (original shading)
The 2007 movie
in the Manga and anime, he doesn't
Phantom Blood PS2
ASB (original shading)
The 2007 movie
in the Manga and anime, he doesn't
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Phantom Blood Dio only wears yellow/gold in:
Phantom Blood PS2
ASB (original shading)
The 2007 movie
in the Manga and anime, he doesn't
Phantom Blood PS2
ASB (original shading)
The 2007 movie
in the Manga and anime, he doesn't
being some prolific current or former CEO must be absolutely amazing.
You can be completely detached from the real world, spew out some nonsense and still be highly regarded and have more money than god.
You can be completely detached from the real world, spew out some nonsense and still be highly regarded and have more money than god.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
being some prolific current or former CEO must be absolutely amazing.
You can be completely detached from the real world, spew out some nonsense and still be highly regarded and have more money than god.
You can be completely detached from the real world, spew out some nonsense and still be highly regarded and have more money than god.
Rest in Piece Rebecca Heineman, the sole developer tasked with porting Doom to the 3DO in 10 weeks and the world’s first esports champion.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Rest in Piece Rebecca Heineman, the sole developer tasked with porting Doom to the 3DO in 10 weeks and the world’s first esports champion.
Also, Hot Take: I don't think games that are not out or are in beta should be nominated
it’s literally 2 actual 2025 games… well maybe just COTW if we exclude 2XKO’s long existing-beta
it’s literally 2 actual 2025 games… well maybe just COTW if we exclude 2XKO’s long existing-beta
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Also, Hot Take: I don't think games that are not out or are in beta should be nominated
it’s literally 2 actual 2025 games… well maybe just COTW if we exclude 2XKO’s long existing-beta
it’s literally 2 actual 2025 games… well maybe just COTW if we exclude 2XKO’s long existing-beta
In 2005, pitching a rhythm game with:
a plastic guitar
almost all cover songs
PS2-only
niche music that wasn’t Top 40
…should’ve been a death sentence.
But Harmonix and RedOctane went for it anyway.
a plastic guitar
almost all cover songs
PS2-only
niche music that wasn’t Top 40
…should’ve been a death sentence.
But Harmonix and RedOctane went for it anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
In 2005, pitching a rhythm game with:
a plastic guitar
almost all cover songs
PS2-only
niche music that wasn’t Top 40
…should’ve been a death sentence.
But Harmonix and RedOctane went for it anyway.
a plastic guitar
almost all cover songs
PS2-only
niche music that wasn’t Top 40
…should’ve been a death sentence.
But Harmonix and RedOctane went for it anyway.
No I don't think Metroid Prime 4 having a single annoying character means it's gonna be a bad game and that it's over and that we waited 8 years for nothing and whatever other doomer shit y'all are saying
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No I don't think Metroid Prime 4 having a single annoying character means it's gonna be a bad game and that it's over and that we waited 8 years for nothing and whatever other doomer shit y'all are saying
When a marginalized user expresses anger at abuse?
They get tone-policed
When a government expresses violence?
That’s “geopolitical speech”
When someone defends pedophilia and people react with fury?
Mods enforce “professionalism”
But when the Pentagon threatens to kill civilians?
enforce nothing
They get tone-policed
When a government expresses violence?
That’s “geopolitical speech”
When someone defends pedophilia and people react with fury?
Mods enforce “professionalism”
But when the Pentagon threatens to kill civilians?
enforce nothing
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When a marginalized user expresses anger at abuse?
They get tone-policed
When a government expresses violence?
That’s “geopolitical speech”
When someone defends pedophilia and people react with fury?
Mods enforce “professionalism”
But when the Pentagon threatens to kill civilians?
enforce nothing
They get tone-policed
When a government expresses violence?
That’s “geopolitical speech”
When someone defends pedophilia and people react with fury?
Mods enforce “professionalism”
But when the Pentagon threatens to kill civilians?
enforce nothing
first 30 minutes of BG3 was pretty good
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
first 30 minutes of BG3 was pretty good
In a 2004 Playboy Japan interview, they basically agreed that Spider-Man is a “love drama for men.”
Araki praised Raimi’s camera work like a manga panel, Raimi praised Araki’s sense of emotion and posing, and they both geeked out about how Peter Parker works because he’s human first, hero second.
Araki praised Raimi’s camera work like a manga panel, Raimi praised Araki’s sense of emotion and posing, and they both geeked out about how Peter Parker works because he’s human first, hero second.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In a 2004 Playboy Japan interview, they basically agreed that Spider-Man is a “love drama for men.”
Araki praised Raimi’s camera work like a manga panel, Raimi praised Araki’s sense of emotion and posing, and they both geeked out about how Peter Parker works because he’s human first, hero second.
Araki praised Raimi’s camera work like a manga panel, Raimi praised Araki’s sense of emotion and posing, and they both geeked out about how Peter Parker works because he’s human first, hero second.