Neil Hudelson
njhudelson.bsky.social
Neil Hudelson
@njhudelson.bsky.social
Hoosier. Professional Civil Rights Defender Person at the ACLU-IN. Monger of Cheeses, Petter of Canines, Launcher of failed hobbies. Views are my own, etc.
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🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead :)
July 12, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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my 4-year-old explaining the rules of the game he just made up to his 18-month-old sister
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In this house, we celebrate all squash.
Squash and pumpkin are culinary chameleons, appearing even where you do not expect them.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Squash and pumpkin are culinary chameleons, appearing even where you do not expect them.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed

Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Neat but not as sustainable as my plan: dozens of men with long oars spurred on by a large man with a drum and a whip. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Onboard the world’s largest sailing cargo ship: is this the future of travel and transport?
The Neoliner Origin set off on its inaugural two-week voyage from France to the US with the aim of revolutionising the notoriously dirty shipping industry
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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[a really long time ago]
ME: what are you drinking from
INVENTOR: a glass
ME: what's it made of
INVENTOR: glass
ME: what are those things on your face
INVENTOR: glasses
ME: jesus christ dude
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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This is pretty intense foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/11/t...
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When one's honest and tells someone they fucked up because of depression, it always sounds so damn ridiculous.

"For the last 2 weeks I've alternated between numbness or crying when I think about the linear nature of time, and that's why I didn't answer your emails for 12 days straight. I sowwy."
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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OMG. This is potentially very, very, very bad.
@kenwhite.bsky.social do you generally recommend that a client fabricate grand jury records (at least in part) in order to rush out an indictment before the statute of limitations hits in order to please Dear Leader?

Asking for El Jefe's most loyal real estate lawyer.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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[avengers mansion]

CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin

IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing

OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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So that's why he's called the head of state
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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my president is the glug glug king
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM