I am in awe.

Nevertheless, thank you for bringing it to my attention.

This might well be the finest pun I have ever encountered. Simply outstanding.

Palace have appointed you as social media boss? Well done mate.

Ah, they have a grumble about that every couple of years, presumably when they need to distract from something.

I have never in my life heard of this

"Hey Siri, call 999"

La Voix would be my choice.

As in "Hatoful Boyfriend", that weird pigeon game?

16 weeks, actually.

Non-Fungible Tacos

900 years, including 20 living in a humid swamp, isn't great for the skin

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? No woman owes you their time and attention. I sincerely hope you never venture out in public, you absolute danger.

It's a very good point

I will always have so much respect for Woz

It was never intended for the D-pad and the analogue stick to be used at the same time. It was essentially designed with a 2D mode (using the left and right grips), and a 3D mode (using the middle and right grips). Which is why the Z button came about, to act as a stand-in for the L button.

Bold on his hands? Bollocks, he's never done laundry in his life.

Update: I cannot get out of my street.

Sounds good, let's do that.