most of that is still true!!!

“you’re a foul one, mr grinch
you’re a nasty wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk”

elon’s vulgar roasting robot could NEVER.

love that for them, those bitches.

I love that they’re so much more well traveled than I am!

glad you’ve enjoyed them!

(I can also pop in and personalize them if you leave a note for that)

“we must move with the times” delights me.

did the landlord look like he was wearing an edgar suit?

requesting/borrowing books from your local library is also free to you, and doesn’t make a zillion writers want to catapult you out to sea.

YES. you get it.

first of all how dare you. second of all staring out the window, talking to my dog, and crying into my coffee are PART OF MY PROCESS.