worst case scenario, just get him a second house that's not holiday themed and put the christmas one out of the way

Oh I have one for you...

Yes, it's a symmetrical hermit crab IN CORN!! #Crustmas 🌽

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even without chatgpt this is true of every place i live

i'm the coat closet with a sink next to a bathtub

SLUSH (1996), directed by David Snowmenberg

he's happily seal-married to a 15,000-gallon water tank

not even december and adonis has already put the best present of all underneath your tree

i was just imagining how awkward it would be if carol manages to deplurb zosia and then she is still unable to ask her questions about her experience because she never spoke english before getting plurbed

also plurb is fun to say. i'm sorry we made a goofy word out of your show name, mr. gilligan.

wondering how many memories someone retains after getting unplurbed. do they still have their own or did it all end up in the cloud and now they're just empty

*sees a depressed woman who just lived through the death of her wife as part of the most drastic upheaval of society in all of human history* "why isn't she exhausting every possible dialogue tree already"

fun fact: bad blood was written by vince gilligan, who would later achieve fame and acclaim as the creator of breaking bad, better call saul, and pluribus. i am happy to see things working out for him

i think you're onto something

you're forgetting about the monsters of the week, lauren! they were the backbone of that show!

they did two, "3" from season 2 and "bad blood" from season 5