Nicolae Carpathia
@nicolaecarpathia.bsky.social
I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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it finally rained, so the yard is filled with funny guys again
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it finally rained, so the yard is filled with funny guys again
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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A male Eastern Bluebird about to dine on a berry. I believe this a Greenbrier plant, but I could be off on that.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A male Eastern Bluebird about to dine on a berry. I believe this a Greenbrier plant, but I could be off on that.
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Oh I have one for you...
Yes, it's a symmetrical hermit crab IN CORN!! #Crustmas 🌽
www.schweizerbart.de/papers/njgpa...
Yes, it's a symmetrical hermit crab IN CORN!! #Crustmas 🌽
www.schweizerbart.de/papers/njgpa...
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh I have one for you...
Yes, it's a symmetrical hermit crab IN CORN!! #Crustmas 🌽
www.schweizerbart.de/papers/njgpa...
Yes, it's a symmetrical hermit crab IN CORN!! #Crustmas 🌽
www.schweizerbart.de/papers/njgpa...
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When jellyfish travel at unsafe speeds
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When jellyfish travel at unsafe speeds
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Ilyoplax dentimerosa, a beautiful specimen, found in Korea. It's funky dance is coming soon!
チゴガニの仲間、Ilyoplax dentimerosa の美個体です。韓国にて。本種の面白いダンスは後日アップ予定です、乞うご期待。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
チゴガニの仲間、Ilyoplax dentimerosa の美個体です。韓国にて。本種の面白いダンスは後日アップ予定です、乞うご期待。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
July 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ilyoplax dentimerosa, a beautiful specimen, found in Korea. It's funky dance is coming soon!
チゴガニの仲間、Ilyoplax dentimerosa の美個体です。韓国にて。本種の面白いダンスは後日アップ予定です、乞うご期待。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
チゴガニの仲間、Ilyoplax dentimerosa の美個体です。韓国にて。本種の面白いダンスは後日アップ予定です、乞うご期待。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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Another cool find at Emerald Arch in Ecuador was this membracid treehopper (Anchistrotus sp.) with its enormous helmet. While much more sluggish compared to other treehoppers, this species is quick to break off and drop its helmet when disturbed, allowing it to take off swiftly to escape danger.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Another cool find at Emerald Arch in Ecuador was this membracid treehopper (Anchistrotus sp.) with its enormous helmet. While much more sluggish compared to other treehoppers, this species is quick to break off and drop its helmet when disturbed, allowing it to take off swiftly to escape danger.
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uranium glass chandeliers by Ken and Julia Yonetani
August 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
uranium glass chandeliers by Ken and Julia Yonetani
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what did vince mean by this
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
what did vince mean by this
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thinking about... tarantula paw
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
thinking about... tarantula paw
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thus the grim epitaph of a people: not trunkless legs of stone, not the sculpted torso of an unknown god, not moai standing watch on shores even the rapa nui called distant.
only an inscription none can decipher:
hey guys, sorry for the late reply, i'm possibly free, maybe sunday afternoon,
only an inscription none can decipher:
hey guys, sorry for the late reply, i'm possibly free, maybe sunday afternoon,
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
thus the grim epitaph of a people: not trunkless legs of stone, not the sculpted torso of an unknown god, not moai standing watch on shores even the rapa nui called distant.
only an inscription none can decipher:
hey guys, sorry for the late reply, i'm possibly free, maybe sunday afternoon,
only an inscription none can decipher:
hey guys, sorry for the late reply, i'm possibly free, maybe sunday afternoon,
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
invert a band
ABBA
wait shit
ABBA
wait shit
invert a band
the glacial erratics
the glacial erratics
Invert a band
Who The?!?
Who The?!?
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
invert a band
ABBA
wait shit
ABBA
wait shit
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes