This *can* work. Charge them enough to build a dedicated lift, and then they can all wait in their "exclusive" line.
Everything else moves faster.....

Why am I not surprised that this showed up today????

Good idea, distract them with a squabble about sweet potatoes.

It's says "turkey only", but also excellent for finishing/bottling maple syrup.

I thought you guys were supposed to satire??

Podcast released today related to all this, probably why it popped up somewhere....
Balloons Over Broadway: The American Visionary Who Created the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons Podcast with Lee Habeeb
I won't be further engaging, smells fishy, even without a giant nose.

Here we are...
Pinocchio | Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Wiki | Fandom

The Loews Mayfair theatre in NYC Times Square is in the background, must be the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Don't know the story behind the float.... yet.....

Wow.
And Canada is waaay below target.

Smurf. And probably more apt, those creepy little things......

Yeah, lots of salmon here too. At $13Cdn/lb, not exactly cheap, but great nutritional value. I like sardines, which are cheaper, but somebody around here fusses at the smell....🙄

Well, i wasn't going to say, but.....😁

Well, as with everything, there are all sorts.
But thank you for getting dirty for us Liz! (but hopefully you live longer.....)

Particularly in hard-print where many of us prefer to get our long-form media. And so often it's just embarrassing.