Nick Simon
@nicksimon.bsky.social
SB Nation. Formerly: DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian
“Stu, what are you doing?”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Stu, what are you doing?”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
I’m hope Cal nails this hire because man, Wilcox spent a decade doing a whole bunch of nothing.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m hope Cal nails this hire because man, Wilcox spent a decade doing a whole bunch of nothing.
Incredible bit. They’re unstoppable in the Alamodome and nowhere else.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Incredible bit. They’re unstoppable in the Alamodome and nowhere else.
Every detail about this Nuzzi character just looks like this to me at this point:
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Every detail about this Nuzzi character just looks like this to me at this point:
G5 driver’s seat. Four wins away from a playoff bid. This is insane.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
G5 driver’s seat. Four wins away from a playoff bid. This is insane.
*Sees title of new Pablo episode*
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*Sees title of new Pablo episode*
Notre Dame independence discourse in 2025:
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Notre Dame independence discourse in 2025:
Remember when Jamey Chadwell was a thing. He owes Grayson McCall like half his salary.
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember when Jamey Chadwell was a thing. He owes Grayson McCall like half his salary.
Hell of an alert. Cackling.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hell of an alert. Cackling.
Me seeing UTSA whooping Tulane vs me realizing we play UTSA next week…
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me seeing UTSA whooping Tulane vs me realizing we play UTSA next week…
Chase McLaughlin when the kick is a 50-yarder:
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Chase McLaughlin when the kick is a 50-yarder:
This team is good man. They’re really good.
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This team is good man. They’re really good.
Preseason Bo Nix hype:
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Preseason Bo Nix hype:
“I did it for The Rocky.
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“I did it for The Rocky.