Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
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Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
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Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
@nicksalve.com
· Jun 26
POSEIDON'S GATE
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
Ugh. Looks like I need to boot up my automatic watermelon blocker bot again...
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ugh. Looks like I need to boot up my automatic watermelon blocker bot again...
Don't @ me, bro.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Don't @ me, bro.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you [breath] fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you [breath] fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Reposted by Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Do you ever want to send the message "please do not touch me," A ribbed, cotton top is the way to do it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Do you ever want to send the message "please do not touch me," A ribbed, cotton top is the way to do it.
Reminder: If you haven't entered your project hours for the week yet, do that now before your boss sends you an email.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reminder: If you haven't entered your project hours for the week yet, do that now before your boss sends you an email.
There will never be a day where you can produce your own gasoline, nor are you likely to find someone willing to give it away for free.
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There will never be a day where you can produce your own gasoline, nor are you likely to find someone willing to give it away for free.
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
The opposite is true for electricity.
Buy an EV
Of all the cooking instructions I come across, "let stand before eating" is definitely the one I struggle with the most.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Of all the cooking instructions I come across, "let stand before eating" is definitely the one I struggle with the most.
I switched to salmon sushi because @hankgreen.bsky.social made me worry about mercury. Why do facts have to interfere with happiness all the time?
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I switched to salmon sushi because @hankgreen.bsky.social made me worry about mercury. Why do facts have to interfere with happiness all the time?
Y'all give Gen Alpha shit for watching "brain rot" but like.... The Real Lives of Mormon Wives is a thing so maybe just take a breath
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Y'all give Gen Alpha shit for watching "brain rot" but like.... The Real Lives of Mormon Wives is a thing so maybe just take a breath
"Despair is a lie even if a very convincing one." - @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Despair is a lie even if a very convincing one." - @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
To all my teachers through all my life: I was applying myself, just not toward reading "The Great Gatsby" or whatever you were peddling...
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
To all my teachers through all my life: I was applying myself, just not toward reading "The Great Gatsby" or whatever you were peddling...
@blender.org I'm not sure how to get your attention but you should consider affiliating with YourCause. My company (and thousands of others) will match my donation to affiliated organizations. You could significantly increase your revenue.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@blender.org I'm not sure how to get your attention but you should consider affiliating with YourCause. My company (and thousands of others) will match my donation to affiliated organizations. You could significantly increase your revenue.
I wanna try a pickled egg because I think I might like them but don't want to buy 10,000 of them to figure it out.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wanna try a pickled egg because I think I might like them but don't want to buy 10,000 of them to figure it out.
I'm not saying it's wrong to like La Croix. I'm saying it's wrong to prefer it to Spindrift.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm not saying it's wrong to like La Croix. I'm saying it's wrong to prefer it to Spindrift.
The worst thing in the whole world is a dad their kid's sporting event, drinking a white claw.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The worst thing in the whole world is a dad their kid's sporting event, drinking a white claw.
What the F does this even mean, Google?
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What the F does this even mean, Google?
POV you’re married to a CLEAN freak #couple #comedy #micahandsarah
YouTube video by Micah & Sarah
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm regularly told I look like Richard Schiff. Not "A Young Richard Schiff."
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I'm regularly told I look like Richard Schiff. Not "A Young Richard Schiff."
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
