Nick Ostrem
@nickostrem.swifties.social
My cats are staring at you, you’d better follow me just in case they decide to pounce
It’s important to remember when watching ESPN that they’re basically Fox News but for propagandizing the teams and entities that they have contracts with
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s important to remember when watching ESPN that they’re basically Fox News but for propagandizing the teams and entities that they have contracts with
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i only sorta keep up with xg but I really do need to pay more attention to them, their styling and music are really good and it says a lot that cocona felt comfortable and safe enough in their environment to come out like this, that’s so beautiful
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i only sorta keep up with xg but I really do need to pay more attention to them, their styling and music are really good and it says a lot that cocona felt comfortable and safe enough in their environment to come out like this, that’s so beautiful
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XG・COCONAが20歳の誕生日にノンバイナリーであることを告白、胸の切除手術の傷跡が残った現在の写真を公開
「自分では女性だとは思っていません。“女性”として見られることには強い違和感があり、自分はもっと男性的な存在として生きています」
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651074?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#XG #XGALX
「自分では女性だとは思っていません。“女性”として見られることには強い違和感があり、自分はもっと男性的な存在として生きています」
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651074?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#XG #XGALX
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
XG・COCONAが20歳の誕生日にノンバイナリーであることを告白、胸の切除手術の傷跡が残った現在の写真を公開
「自分では女性だとは思っていません。“女性”として見られることには強い違和感があり、自分はもっと男性的な存在として生きています」
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651074?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#XG #XGALX
「自分では女性だとは思っていません。“女性”として見られることには強い違和感があり、自分はもっと男性的な存在として生きています」
https://natalie.mu/music/news/651074?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
#XG #XGALX
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
that’s not even the worst part of this clip immediately after he starts to talk about how that will actually help heal the divides in our country this man’s brain is so smooth I could use it as a curling stone
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
that’s not even the worst part of this clip immediately after he starts to talk about how that will actually help heal the divides in our country this man’s brain is so smooth I could use it as a curling stone
New theory: Hakeem Jeffries is actually deeply unhappy with all the attention he’s getting and is currently trying to Producers his way into a primary challenger
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
New theory: Hakeem Jeffries is actually deeply unhappy with all the attention he’s getting and is currently trying to Producers his way into a primary challenger
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Just so there is zero misunderstanding about what I'm saying, if you pull a stunt like this, because you dislike trans people teaching, or you want to make academia conform to or tolerate fundamentalist standards, you should be harassed by the student body until you're forced to leave the university
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just so there is zero misunderstanding about what I'm saying, if you pull a stunt like this, because you dislike trans people teaching, or you want to make academia conform to or tolerate fundamentalist standards, you should be harassed by the student body until you're forced to leave the university
Very excited for the next round of Sony email leaks where it’s revealed that the entire point of this movie is to increase the SEO score for “Stephen Curry GOAT” as he approaches retirement
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Very excited for the next round of Sony email leaks where it’s revealed that the entire point of this movie is to increase the SEO score for “Stephen Curry GOAT” as he approaches retirement
Most of my Apple Replay is just a polite reminder that I listen to Carly Rae Jepsen too much (especially Too Much, as it turns out) but my albums by month is a good highlight reel for the year.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Most of my Apple Replay is just a polite reminder that I listen to Carly Rae Jepsen too much (especially Too Much, as it turns out) but my albums by month is a good highlight reel for the year.
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
Still no response from the Abughazaleh campaign on allegations that she has cloned my cat because of how adorable he is
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Still no response from the Abughazaleh campaign on allegations that she has cloned my cat because of how adorable he is
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I think the reason I’m less harsh on Wicked: For Good as some critics is the same reason why I’m less harsh on It: Chapter 2, in that I’ve had decades to accept that this part of the story is just Like That and was able to go into the adaptations and enjoy them trying their best to flail through it
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think the reason I’m less harsh on Wicked: For Good as some critics is the same reason why I’m less harsh on It: Chapter 2, in that I’ve had decades to accept that this part of the story is just Like That and was able to go into the adaptations and enjoy them trying their best to flail through it
Describe your cats’ personalities in one image
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Describe your cats’ personalities in one image
Wicked is still successful and is going to keep making sequels despite now having inferior source material to go off of from here
Meanwhile, Dune is still successful and is going to keep making sequels despite having inferior source material to go off of from here
Solution: The Wizard of Dune
Meanwhile, Dune is still successful and is going to keep making sequels despite having inferior source material to go off of from here
Solution: The Wizard of Dune
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wicked is still successful and is going to keep making sequels despite now having inferior source material to go off of from here
Meanwhile, Dune is still successful and is going to keep making sequels despite having inferior source material to go off of from here
Solution: The Wizard of Dune
Meanwhile, Dune is still successful and is going to keep making sequels despite having inferior source material to go off of from here
Solution: The Wizard of Dune
The reveal of the asshole behind this is the least surprising thing in the world I hate this man with all my heart
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The reveal of the asshole behind this is the least surprising thing in the world I hate this man with all my heart
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A Gen Z-led advocacy group announced a boycott campaign targeting major corporations “that enable, profit from, or directly collaborate with ICE.” Beyond the Ballot launched “Not With My Dollars: ICE Out of My Wallet” just days before Black Friday kicks off.
Boycott Campaign Targets Companies Tied to ICE Ahead of Black Friday
The Not With My Dollars campaign takes aim at Amazon, Whole Foods, Dell, Microsoft, Home Depot, Spotify, and Target.
truthout.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A Gen Z-led advocacy group announced a boycott campaign targeting major corporations “that enable, profit from, or directly collaborate with ICE.” Beyond the Ballot launched “Not With My Dollars: ICE Out of My Wallet” just days before Black Friday kicks off.
Gonna cheat and say a TV show, give me Hannibal Season 4: Silence of the Lambs
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Gonna cheat and say a TV show, give me Hannibal Season 4: Silence of the Lambs
Need some of the opposite too, let’s get Kenji Lopez-Alt to talk shit about football
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Need some of the opposite too, let’s get Kenji Lopez-Alt to talk shit about football
I was taking with a friend from Japan who is a doctor about healthcare here and used this as an example of how awful it is. If literally Dawson from the Creek has to sell all his shit to afford cancer care what hope do the rest of us have
James Van Der Beek is selling autographed and unsigned 'Varsity Blues' jerseys to raise money for his cancer treatment and to support for other families: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you.'
James Van Der Beek dons 'Varsity Blues' jersey to raise money for cancer treatment: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you'
James Van Der Beek is selling autographed and unsigned 'Varsity Blues' jerseys to raise money for his cancer treatment and to support for other families: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you.'
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was taking with a friend from Japan who is a doctor about healthcare here and used this as an example of how awful it is. If literally Dawson from the Creek has to sell all his shit to afford cancer care what hope do the rest of us have
They should just pull the big “Remake Wizard of Oz with Ariana and Cynthia” lever no actual sequel could top that
Get Rachel Zegler in there as Dorothy and I’ll never stop watching it
Get Rachel Zegler in there as Dorothy and I’ll never stop watching it
‘Wicked: For Good’ is a box-office smash. Now, the process of figuring out another sequel is ‘underway’ at Universal, the studio’s chief marketing officer tells us.
Universal Is Ready to ‘Figure Out’ More Wicked Sequels
‘Wicked: For Good’ is a box-office smash. Now, the process of figuring out another sequel is ‘underway’ at Universal, the studio’s chief marketing officer tells us.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They should just pull the big “Remake Wizard of Oz with Ariana and Cynthia” lever no actual sequel could top that
Get Rachel Zegler in there as Dorothy and I’ll never stop watching it
Get Rachel Zegler in there as Dorothy and I’ll never stop watching it
Fun question: who is gonna play Zohran on SNL this year?
Non-white men currently in cast: Kenan, Che, Bowen, Marcello, Kam Patterson
Non-white men currently in cast: Kenan, Che, Bowen, Marcello, Kam Patterson
Y’all check on your Saturday Night Live writers, because they are tearing up everything they’ve already written for this weekend’s show and they are NOT okay
Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fun question: who is gonna play Zohran on SNL this year?
Non-white men currently in cast: Kenan, Che, Bowen, Marcello, Kam Patterson
Non-white men currently in cast: Kenan, Che, Bowen, Marcello, Kam Patterson
I haven’t laughed harder in years. This makes Friday sound like Toxic
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I haven’t laughed harder in years. This makes Friday sound like Toxic
He’s got about 200 accounts to go before he matches monkeu (the Warriors/Drake fan on something awful who has been banned for poorly trolling about LeBron James multiple hundreds of times)
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He’s got about 200 accounts to go before he matches monkeu (the Warriors/Drake fan on something awful who has been banned for poorly trolling about LeBron James multiple hundreds of times)
