Hello. This is Oscar the Tesco cat of Stowmarket and was a local celebrity. He sadly passed last year and a shrine was set up for him www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Can't work out if he's the sort of person who thinks Madri really is Spanish or gets giddy at telling everyone that Madri is made in Burton on Trent

DID YOU EAT ANY OF THE FOOD

Senior management seem to not realise how serious a threat relegation is. Almost like they think it's a blip to be in the position we are. Complete lack of accountability.

Seeing Grant Hanley's heart in the week reminds me that he sure as hell wouldn't have allowed this situation to happen on his watch lightly. Say what you want about his ability, but he at least clearly gave a shit about maintaining a standard of professionalism

So...Is that a fascination or irritation?

Bob Mortimer's mate

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