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Nick Rishwain
@nickjrishwain.bsky.social
Operations, Biz Dev, Marketing Professional. LegalTech, Blockchain Real Estate, Parking & Self Storage. Obviously my career makes sense.
I'll probably be telling jokes. Some you won't like.
Experts.com, BuyAndSellStorage.com, CougarDAO.xyz

@joepatrice.bsky.social does ATL ever do parody pieces? I'm thinking we need an Onion-style piece where I'm the only person you've ever found to be truly "above the law."
August 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m telling you Bluesky is missing some of the best engagements that other place still has.
May 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What if the Cardinals are just checking @polymarket.bsky.social to decide on the papal election?
April 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Had a combo salad instead of a combo wrap and this lifestyle is a prison.
April 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today, men seek validation by the size of the GPU clusters.
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well that was far from a "tear down this wall" moment.

Not even an "Ich bin ein Berliner."
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Honestly, I'm not even interested in crash landing a plane anymore.

If I can't successfully rip the wings off, roll it over, and keep everyone alive, is it even worth it?
February 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Been cooking up some real world use cases for crypto. We're not the first merchant to accept it. We are, however, the first self-storage facility.

cougardao.substack.com/p/space-stat...
Space Station Self Storage Becomes 1st in Nation to Accept USDC Payments via Coinbase Wallet
AcceptUSDC.com is the initiative from the team at Base responsible for onboarding businesses.
cougardao.substack.com
February 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Have to give it to the ABATECHSHOW this year.

There's a significant reduction in the number of board members speaking.

Last year was embarrassing.

They've brought back some great speakers.

www.techshow.com/faculty/
2025 Faculty « ABA TECHSHOW
www.techshow.com
February 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Batman movies are really missing the friend who pulls Bruce Wayne aside and says:

“Dressing up as a bat is a little weird. Weird way to deal with grief.”
February 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Don’t worry about diamonds. Eggs are where it’s at this Valentine’s Day.
February 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
🛩️As someone who once piloted a twin engine prop plane while the pilot slept, I have some familiarly with air traffic control operations.

Here are my thoughts on the Reagan National Airport collision...
January 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We don’t actually believe it only took DeepSeek $5.5M do we?
January 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Black mirror is great but why haven’t we had a modern reboot of Twilight Zone?
January 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Onion never fails. Today is no different.
Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage
theonion.com/pete-he...
January 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is my step-aunt and her husband. They've lost their home in the Palisades Fire. Their daughter has started this @gofundme.com to help them in this immediate aftermath.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-n...
Donate to Help the Nahigian and Harb Family Rebuild, organized by Vanessa Nahigian
Dear friends and family, Like so many others, our family lost our home … Vanessa Nahigian needs your support for Help the Nahigian and Harb Family Rebuild
www.gofundme.com
January 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So I've seen some of what Pasadena Humane has been doing during the #EatonFire and this is where I decided to donate. Check their socials. Support their work. Financially or otherwise.

Let's help our animal friends.

give.pasadenahumane.org
give.pasadenahumane.org
January 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Good to remember that everything in the market is still not FSD regardless of marketing.
Classic #autonowashing headline—there are zero self-driving cars launching for sale in 2026. All cars available now* and in 2026 require driver supervision.

Enjoy your driver assistance COMFORT features. They are not safety features.

Keep your eyes on the road 🙏
Pricing revealed for new self-driving cars launching in 2026 that aim to compete with Tesla https://bit.ly/3PvInHm
January 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🗓️Just a reminder that we're well past 3 into the New Year

Larry David set 3 days for saying "HNY."

I'll allow an extension to EOD as it is the 3rd real biz day of the year.

No more after today!
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So is everyone going to leave Facebook, Insta, and Threads now?

Going to be interesting. I mean everyone did forget that FB basically ruined the country in 2016.
January 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
First angel investment of the year is down.

Looking forward to some more.
January 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hotel I’m staying at is definitely haunted.
January 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Nick Rishwain
A end of year request: If you are looking to learn more about legal tech in an non-technical way, check out my book: www.amazon.com/Legal-Tech-E...
The Legal Tech Ecosystem: Innovation, Advancement & the Future of Law Practice
The Legal Tech Ecosystem: Innovation, Advancement & the Future of Law Practice [Levy, Colin S., Gordon-Troy, Tatia, Tellman, Bjarne P.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Legal Tech Ecosystem: Innovation, Advancement & the Future of Law Practice
www.amazon.com
December 31, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Before all the posts hit LinkedIn next week, I wanted to get ahead of them and see if I could benefit society just a little.

www.linkedin.com/posts/rishwa...
Nick Rishwain on LinkedIn: #contentcreation #linkedin #newyear
It’s about to begin so I wanted to remind everyone… nobody cares. #contentcreation #linkedin #newyear
www.linkedin.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Thinking about adding “❤️ healthy” language in Experts.com marketing in 2025.

If the food industry can do it, why can’t I?
Experts.om
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM