Nick Webb
@nicholaswebb.bsky.social
USA Tomorrow bestselling sci-fi writer, senior narrative designer for (rhymes with) Lisney Dorcana, progressive, Seattle, gay, Stan’s partner, formerish lds
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Like sci-fi? Start here: www.amazon.com/dp/B010L6JTO0
nickwebb.substack.com
Like sci-fi? Start here: www.amazon.com/dp/B010L6JTO0
Just learned that the 12 days of Christmas is a song entirely about birds
December 27, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Just learned that the 12 days of Christmas is a song entirely about birds
Last Christmas by Wham! is a Christmas song in the same way Die Hard is a Christmas movie
December 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Last Christmas by Wham! is a Christmas song in the same way Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Sex is great but have you ever reunited an orphan sock in the laundry with its pair in the sock drawer?
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Sex is great but have you ever reunited an orphan sock in the laundry with its pair in the sock drawer?
Bohol, Phillipines
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Bohol, Phillipines
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i only consume art once every individual in the creation, production, and distribution chain has been certified as agreeing with my politics
November 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
i only consume art once every individual in the creation, production, and distribution chain has been certified as agreeing with my politics
not bragging but my last banger post got me 3 new followers and at this rate when the sun goes nova I’ll have a few hundred trillion followers WITH A T
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
not bragging but my last banger post got me 3 new followers and at this rate when the sun goes nova I’ll have a few hundred trillion followers WITH A T
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Your loved ones are not looking down on you from Heaven. Everyone who is looking down on you is alive and well, here on Earth.
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Your loved ones are not looking down on you from Heaven. Everyone who is looking down on you is alive and well, here on Earth.
Air supply: “…cause you’re every woman in the world to me…”
Nancy mace: “now wait just a minute there buddy…”
Nancy mace: “now wait just a minute there buddy…”
November 23, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Air supply: “…cause you’re every woman in the world to me…”
Nancy mace: “now wait just a minute there buddy…”
Nancy mace: “now wait just a minute there buddy…”
this place is nicer than twitter ever was so im going to call them sweets
November 23, 2024 at 11:00 AM
this place is nicer than twitter ever was so im going to call them sweets
so… we can just call them tweets, right?
November 23, 2024 at 10:58 AM
so… we can just call them tweets, right?
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“I’ve lost Hope. And Faith.”
- A really bad babysitter
- A really bad babysitter
November 14, 2024 at 10:22 PM
“I’ve lost Hope. And Faith.”
- A really bad babysitter
- A really bad babysitter
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Jefferson Starship: we built this city on rock and roll.
Building inspector: you did what now?
Building inspector: you did what now?
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Jefferson Starship: we built this city on rock and roll.
Building inspector: you did what now?
Building inspector: you did what now?
You may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but everyone’s cup of tea tastes fine and why the hell are you trying to be tea anyway?
November 23, 2024 at 10:39 AM
You may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but everyone’s cup of tea tastes fine and why the hell are you trying to be tea anyway?
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Punctuation is very important. I ordered a “Siberian, husky” online and now this guy named Vladimir lives with us.
October 17, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Punctuation is very important. I ordered a “Siberian, husky” online and now this guy named Vladimir lives with us.
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“Good writers borrow.
Great writers steal.”
-A very famous quote of mine
Great writers steal.”
-A very famous quote of mine
November 11, 2024 at 12:40 AM
“Good writers borrow.
Great writers steal.”
-A very famous quote of mine
Great writers steal.”
-A very famous quote of mine
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Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?
November 23, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
I quote post these lines
which stir my soul mathema-
-tically fuck yeah
which stir my soul mathema-
-tically fuck yeah
Today’s poem celebrates Fibonacci Day. It’s called ‘Word Crunching’.
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 AM
I quote post these lines
which stir my soul mathema-
-tically fuck yeah
which stir my soul mathema-
-tically fuck yeah
I used to give sage advice until I forgot to water it and it died follow me for more gardening puns
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I used to give sage advice until I forgot to water it and it died follow me for more gardening puns
Write right #3:
Fake it till you make it. Read your favorite authors and study their style. Then try to mimic them and master their voice in your own writing. Eventually you develop your own style. Babies learn by copying their parents—it’s ok for baby writers to copy established authors they admire
Fake it till you make it. Read your favorite authors and study their style. Then try to mimic them and master their voice in your own writing. Eventually you develop your own style. Babies learn by copying their parents—it’s ok for baby writers to copy established authors they admire
Write right #2:
tldr
(brief is best)
tldr
(brief is best)
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Write right #3:
Fake it till you make it. Read your favorite authors and study their style. Then try to mimic them and master their voice in your own writing. Eventually you develop your own style. Babies learn by copying their parents—it’s ok for baby writers to copy established authors they admire
Fake it till you make it. Read your favorite authors and study their style. Then try to mimic them and master their voice in your own writing. Eventually you develop your own style. Babies learn by copying their parents—it’s ok for baby writers to copy established authors they admire
remembering how Ender’s brother became the emperor of earth just by owning people on future twitter
November 23, 2024 at 7:51 AM
remembering how Ender’s brother became the emperor of earth just by owning people on future twitter
Maybe instead of throwing trans people under the bus we just consistently point out that what republicans really want is to peek at your genitals before you go to the bathroom which is creepy and weird
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Maybe instead of throwing trans people under the bus we just consistently point out that what republicans really want is to peek at your genitals before you go to the bathroom which is creepy and weird
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she’s insane but thankfully incredibly stupid
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
she’s insane but thankfully incredibly stupid
Last leg to cebu. I sleepy
November 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Last leg to cebu. I sleepy