got here before Musk

also, how are you that close to wealth and power and still not know what kind of knife to use to carve a bird

I love that you've got a guy for that (pho)

show up to the next holiday gathering with bone & plastic jewelry challenge

the US is starting to look an awful lot like a failed nation

so he's still killing terrorists 🤷‍♂️

I had to test a few samples of my pumpkin pie bars tonight. Never made them before so I wasn't confident until I tried one. Then I had two more just to be sure.

noice!

terrifying