Someone will ALWAYS love that self-indulgent story.

The rest of the yarn hath arrived.

Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision!
King: and what's your vision, mary?
Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable
King: the doctor or the monster?
Shelley: why not both?
del Toro: yeah, why not both?

My husband is waving at you from his spreadsheet.

That headline made me think Rose Matafeo left Acaster for Mr. Bean. Which was a whole new level of WTF.

That would be cute on you.

Simmons: it's worse than that
Simmons: they're going to force us all to worship a big statue of greta thunberg!
Barker: now dan you're just being paranoid
Barker: you know that the guiding light of islam doesn't permit graven images
Simmons:
Simmons: what
Barker: oh you didn't hear? we're muslim now

That's a whole lot of space in a newspaper to say "girls are icky."

!!!!!!

It was so ugly.