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@nervardia.bsky.social
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Snake lover, cat servant and occasional YouTuber

Pronouns She/Her because it annoys twatwaffles.

Proud NASA shill for spreading the lie that Australia exists.
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This is such a wild statistic.
A screenshot from the linked article. It says: The problem is no longer confined to a few fragile states. It is a global harm, with 90% of the world’s population living under the World Bank’s definition of “high income inequality”. The US sits just below that threshold and is the most unequal country in the G7, followed by the UK.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Looking forward to my "put every vegetable known to man, red wine and chicken whateverthefuckthiswouldbecalled" dinner. Still needs to boil down and have wine added.

Soup? Would it be a soup? Pasta sauce? Eldritch horror of deliciousness?
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Thyla, your hide isn't edible.
My horny childrens python struck out at me as I walked past her tank, and caught her hide. This is a photo of the aftermath, as she's trying to wrap it up as if it was a prey item. She's in horny jail already, I don't know what else to do.
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Meme of a cartoon character behind a computer looking horrified. Next panel the character has swivelled away from the computer and while he still has the horrified look on his face, there is a bulge in his crotch area. Thank goodness I was able to find this meme using "horrified guy behind computer" prompt, because I didn't really want "horrified erection" in my search history.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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WTForecast always comes in clutch.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Okay, so that lighting photo that I thought was a lightning sprite was actually the lens (fuck you lens).

However, enjoy some of these other photos of lightning!

(alt text - four photos of night time lightning)
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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If anyone wants something wholesome, I was making an apple pie last week and one of the pips was sprouting. So I decided to plant it.

It's growing!
A picture of a tiny apple tree pip coming out of some soil.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I don't know who needs this, but here's a cat.
Panda the grey and white cat standing up and looking away from the camera and being her majestic self. Her tail is in the question mark position, to show she's comfortable, and her ears are pointing forward. Please ignore the mess in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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A graph showing the results of an exit poll, focusing on gender differences between women and men who voted for the Republican nominee from 1992 to 2024. Women consistently voted against Republican presidents (highest was 2008 for Bush at 48%), whereas men consistently voted for them (lowest was 44% in 1996 for Dole).
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Oooh, they are SEETHING.
Screenshot of a Reuters article. "The two groups happiest that Mamdani won the New York City mayor's race? His supporters and national Republicans, who are eager to paint the self-described democratic socialist as the new face of the Democratic Party. "His election is proof that the Democrat Party has abandoned common sense and tied themselves to extremism," Republican National Committee chairman Joe Gruters said in a statement. "Next year, Democrats will be held accountable by voters for embracing Mamdani’s far-left agenda and the consequences it will bring.” Ford O'Connell, a Republican strategist, said Mamdani's win overshadows victories by moderates Sherrill and Spanberger, and he said Trump will work to tag every Democrat running in a competitive U.S. House race next year as a Mamdani clone."
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Caught her pre-meow
Panda the cat being adorable with her mouth ever so slightly open because she's about to meow.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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A screenshot from Reddit. It says "How does Donald trump play golf? Ministrokes."
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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For another example of Murdoch-enablement...
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I felted her child.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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My cat gave birth to a kitten via her hair follicles.
A 20cm round ball of hair I removed from Panda the cat after a brushing session. I swear she is smaller than before.
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Fuck #MurdochMedia
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I made a friend.
I'm sitting next to a white and brown/black dog with a pink collar on. Both of us are staring intently into the distance with serious expressions of anticipation. She's excited to have her mum collect her, I'm just matching her energy.
October 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Panda says #NoKings because she is the only royalty who is valid.

#YasQueens
Panda the grey and white cat being her glamorous self. She's right. She's the only legitimate royalty.
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Still dirty that they didn't call this "satanic cat litter."
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Everyone. I have some important news.

This is a cat.
A photo of Panda the cat looking at me as if I was something squishy on her foot. Which is high praise from her.
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Genuinely disappointed they didn't lean into the Satanism with this product.
October 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Every time I think of the movie Don't Look Up, I think of something else I didn't notice earlier. It's so fucking well written. I was telling a friend about it and I noticed ANOTHER layer in one of their gags.

Goddamn it's well written.
I describe the gag where a 4 star General rips off the 3 main characters by saying you had to pay for snacks in the White House (they all give him $10 for a bottle of water and a bag of chips). They are actually supplied to the White House for free. The PhD student is extremely salty about it and complains for the rest of the movie. It's quite funny. But you kind of think "she's really overblowing it, it's just $10!" I looked up the wages of a 4 star General and he'd be getting at least $400k/yr plus benefits and a PhD student gets $12k/yr, so she was absolutely justified in her anger as $10 is a lot for her, and that guy gets at least 40x her income. I then realised the 3 people the general rips off are (1) a PhD student, (2) a university lecturer and (3)a guy who has some seniority, but not a lot of it at NASA. So this small interaction not only comments on wealth inequality and the casual greed of the very rich taking from the poor, but also how the overblown military budget takes money from education and science and justifies it by lying to the public. That's damned good writing.
September 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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AAAAHHHH IT CAME! It did, I didn't... Yet...

@misreadbible.bsky.social

Please go get his book! It's super affordable.

www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
September 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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HAPPY BIRFDAY KYRU!
Kyru, the bestest birfday boy, a t+ albino children's python climbing all over my face. Happy birthday Kyru you adorable little dude!
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM