Dan Bennett
nerdyattorney.bsky.social
Dan Bennett
@nerdyattorney.bsky.social
Portland-based appellate nerd and regular nerd. Public Defender.
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We were watching a Muppet Christmas Carol and talking a lot about how much amazing work goes into the puppets. The credits rolled and we got to the credit line for “Muppet Milliner” and my friend spontaneously said “you know what….fuck AI to death.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The name's Ipsum. Lorem Ipsum.
June 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Caves of Qud
people need to learn about the water cycle
June 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m sorry it’s a what?
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey @mtsw.bsky.social, is there any heuristic that might help me make sense of this headline and image choice?
April 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@brandonbird.bsky.social thank you for the joy that the opening of our new calendar brought us this Christmas morning!
December 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Starting to worry that between the original’s poor performance and the passage of several decades we might never get to see Leonard Part 7.
December 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
GOTY
December 8, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Fascinating to see who loses their minds at the rise of a social media platform operating on the radical idea of “let people see content they want.”
November 22, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The nice thing about the blocklists is it
makes chud sightings a rare enough occasion that I get a little frisson of excitement when I get to deliver a bespoke block.
November 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
I can tell this site is popular now because not everyone is funny.
November 17, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I had assumed that to be a prerequisite.
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES
WASHINGTON, Aug 9 (Reuters) - The United States shared information with Austrian authorities to help foil threats to Taylor Swift's concerns in Vienna, the White House said on Friday.
August 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
New agony of defeat just dropped.
Olympics not going great for this one guy
July 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Tutorial level.
June 14, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I have good jokes about Scylla and Charybdis but I can’t choose.
i have a really good joke about lethe but
I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.
May 11, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Are you supposed to run from a solar eclipse and play dead with a lunar eclipse or vice versa? I can never remember.
April 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
This new Beyoncé cover of Jolene is really good, but the song loses a little something when the singer is unable to conceive of Jolene as posing any romantic threat whatsoever.
March 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 8:48 PM
quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
August 31, 2023 at 12:48 AM