Neil Grayson
@neilgrayson.bsky.social
☀️ Writer and broadcaster . 🦚 Widow of Bielsa. ⛔️ Offline, mostly
https://bangretromag.substack.com/
https://bangretromag.substack.com/
A truly magical summary.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A truly magical summary.
Barred from elf duties again.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Barred from elf duties again.
He did it again.
Ao Tanaka v Liverpool for 3-3:
Ao Tanaka v Liverpool for 3-3:
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He did it again.
Ao Tanaka v Liverpool for 3-3:
Ao Tanaka v Liverpool for 3-3:
Scores of virgins in Africa are signing oaths in blood pledging to post mean emojis when Leeds next lose. Their support is so unhinged. I love it.
Chelsea and Leeds famously had no rivalry prior to Wednesday night, of course. I don’t think there was even football before iPhone 6 was there?
Chelsea and Leeds famously had no rivalry prior to Wednesday night, of course. I don’t think there was even football before iPhone 6 was there?
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Scores of virgins in Africa are signing oaths in blood pledging to post mean emojis when Leeds next lose. Their support is so unhinged. I love it.
Chelsea and Leeds famously had no rivalry prior to Wednesday night, of course. I don’t think there was even football before iPhone 6 was there?
Chelsea and Leeds famously had no rivalry prior to Wednesday night, of course. I don’t think there was even football before iPhone 6 was there?
Another you might have missed if you’re not on X - Ao Tanaka’s primary school teacher travelled from Japan to Elland Road and saw him score last night.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Another you might have missed if you’re not on X - Ao Tanaka’s primary school teacher travelled from Japan to Elland Road and saw him score last night.
What else to wear to Dubai Mall today 🦚
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What else to wear to Dubai Mall today 🦚
2-1 down at this point
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
2-1 down at this point
Playground rules dictate it
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Playground rules dictate it
“But what do you THINK of today’s game here on BBC Sounds or wherever you get your podcasts? Do you agree with guest type A who thinks saying the opposite of the truth is a skill? Or maybe you’re nodding along to guest B, who’s only here for the appearance fee? Here’s some badly distorted music.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“But what do you THINK of today’s game here on BBC Sounds or wherever you get your podcasts? Do you agree with guest type A who thinks saying the opposite of the truth is a skill? Or maybe you’re nodding along to guest B, who’s only here for the appearance fee? Here’s some badly distorted music.”
Imma make sure she now orders again so she has to ask for a “bone in”
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Imma make sure she now orders again so she has to ask for a “bone in”
Every year at our kid’s school we meet more new families who’ve left the UK because they couldn’t make it work anymore.
They’re not the rich. They’re the “ordinary people” being taken advantage of again here. The UK is gonna become one of those countries everyone leave when they’re young.
They’re not the rich. They’re the “ordinary people” being taken advantage of again here. The UK is gonna become one of those countries everyone leave when they’re young.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every year at our kid’s school we meet more new families who’ve left the UK because they couldn’t make it work anymore.
They’re not the rich. They’re the “ordinary people” being taken advantage of again here. The UK is gonna become one of those countries everyone leave when they’re young.
They’re not the rich. They’re the “ordinary people” being taken advantage of again here. The UK is gonna become one of those countries everyone leave when they’re young.
Sex chat in your 40s
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sex chat in your 40s
Yer Dad left early again
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yer Dad left early again
The Leeds hashtag
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Leeds hashtag
You know it’s over when these start.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You know it’s over when these start.
I arrive at Scarborough Station for the holidays, being careful to remember my roots
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I arrive at Scarborough Station for the holidays, being careful to remember my roots
The Muslim geezer who runs the Boss Man shop near us escalates his Christmas section every year. 12/10
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Muslim geezer who runs the Boss Man shop near us escalates his Christmas section every year. 12/10
My Christmas parade for the preschoolers is rehearsing well.
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My Christmas parade for the preschoolers is rehearsing well.
Speaking of nice ladies, my wife bought me this bad boy. “Commodore 64 on Xmas morning ‘86” levels of excitement, I’m not ashamed to admit. Debut meal TBC
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Speaking of nice ladies, my wife bought me this bad boy. “Commodore 64 on Xmas morning ‘86” levels of excitement, I’m not ashamed to admit. Debut meal TBC
