The Uncanny Necrotelicom
@necrotelicom.bsky.social
She/her. Perfume Enthusiast. International Woman of Mystery. Telecom Weirdo. Sci-fi fan. ADHD. Cat person. Gluten Free 4 Lyfe. Mjöre Björk.
See also @zibathesiamese.bsky.social
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See also @zibathesiamese.bsky.social
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There's one hockey romance series that made me remember my (incredibly rusty) HS geometry class.
I like 'em, but I like cryptids more 😂
I like 'em, but I like cryptids more 😂
a man in a tuxedo is holding a piece of paper in front of a woman in a dress .
Alt: Winona Ryder looking confused at the Emmys, while a series of mathematical equations flash across the screen.
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
There's one hockey romance series that made me remember my (incredibly rusty) HS geometry class.
I like 'em, but I like cryptids more 😂
I like 'em, but I like cryptids more 😂
Shower finally accomplished & 3/4 of the work's been done.
That initiation energy is hellishly difficult to muster up but once the first step is done, the rest usually falls into place.
Currently using Finch to simplify tasking - it's helpful, but it won't put me in the shower 😂
That initiation energy is hellishly difficult to muster up but once the first step is done, the rest usually falls into place.
Currently using Finch to simplify tasking - it's helpful, but it won't put me in the shower 😂
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Shower finally accomplished & 3/4 of the work's been done.
That initiation energy is hellishly difficult to muster up but once the first step is done, the rest usually falls into place.
Currently using Finch to simplify tasking - it's helpful, but it won't put me in the shower 😂
That initiation energy is hellishly difficult to muster up but once the first step is done, the rest usually falls into place.
Currently using Finch to simplify tasking - it's helpful, but it won't put me in the shower 😂
I'd appreciate the Tatcha products, but if someone threw out my emotional support lipstick, I'd lose my damn mind.
a blue lipstick on a white background with blue dots
Alt: a blue lipstick on a white background with blue dots
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December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'd appreciate the Tatcha products, but if someone threw out my emotional support lipstick, I'd lose my damn mind.
Dilara made me excited about fashion this year.
But I wish she featured diverse body types.
But I wish she featured diverse body types.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dilara made me excited about fashion this year.
But I wish she featured diverse body types.
But I wish she featured diverse body types.
Cats + Theremin = 📡✨👽
YouTube video by Carol Cleveland Sings
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December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Solidarity.
*fist bump*
*fist bump*
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Solidarity.
*fist bump*
*fist bump*
Half an edible makes the grocery store way more fun and isn't hugely impairing (for me, at least) or stinky.
I know I've got to stick to my list, though!
Being super stoned is zero fun. I've been knocked on my ass a few times; I'll pass on that, for sure.
I know I've got to stick to my list, though!
Being super stoned is zero fun. I've been knocked on my ass a few times; I'll pass on that, for sure.
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Half an edible makes the grocery store way more fun and isn't hugely impairing (for me, at least) or stinky.
I know I've got to stick to my list, though!
Being super stoned is zero fun. I've been knocked on my ass a few times; I'll pass on that, for sure.
I know I've got to stick to my list, though!
Being super stoned is zero fun. I've been knocked on my ass a few times; I'll pass on that, for sure.
Origin's ginger line is nice, but try before you buy!
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Origin's ginger line is nice, but try before you buy!
Montale's Honey Aoud has a similar vibe but is sweeter & more spicy.
The oud is subdued (especially for Montale!) & it's a great cold-weather, snuggly perfume.
The oud is subdued (especially for Montale!) & it's a great cold-weather, snuggly perfume.
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Montale's Honey Aoud has a similar vibe but is sweeter & more spicy.
The oud is subdued (especially for Montale!) & it's a great cold-weather, snuggly perfume.
The oud is subdued (especially for Montale!) & it's a great cold-weather, snuggly perfume.
CdG always intrigues me but then doesn't work on my skin that well (with the exception of their Incense Series). 😭
I'll keep an eye out! TY!
I'll keep an eye out! TY!
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
CdG always intrigues me but then doesn't work on my skin that well (with the exception of their Incense Series). 😭
I'll keep an eye out! TY!
I'll keep an eye out! TY!
An Art Deco Bohemian Vaseline Glass Perfume Bottle. These bottles were crafted in Czechoslovakia, often by Heinrich Hoffmann, during the 1920s and 1930s.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Not at all, especially if they're pretty!
There are even perfume bottle swaps for really gorgeous ones.
There are even perfume bottle swaps for really gorgeous ones.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not at all, especially if they're pretty!
There are even perfume bottle swaps for really gorgeous ones.
There are even perfume bottle swaps for really gorgeous ones.
My pleasure!
Let me know if you try any of those - I'd like to know what worked.
Let me know if you try any of those - I'd like to know what worked.
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My pleasure!
Let me know if you try any of those - I'd like to know what worked.
Let me know if you try any of those - I'd like to know what worked.
It was so good. These days I'd slap Nemat's Arabian Woods oil under it to boost Opium's raunchiness a bit.
I prefer a drier spice profile and Opium pulls too sweet on me.
Or - I could finally pull the trigger on a bottle of Tauer's L'Air du Desert Marocain. 😂
I prefer a drier spice profile and Opium pulls too sweet on me.
Or - I could finally pull the trigger on a bottle of Tauer's L'Air du Desert Marocain. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It was so good. These days I'd slap Nemat's Arabian Woods oil under it to boost Opium's raunchiness a bit.
I prefer a drier spice profile and Opium pulls too sweet on me.
Or - I could finally pull the trigger on a bottle of Tauer's L'Air du Desert Marocain. 😂
I prefer a drier spice profile and Opium pulls too sweet on me.
Or - I could finally pull the trigger on a bottle of Tauer's L'Air du Desert Marocain. 😂
Also:
Mugler's Aura line - bring that weird shit back, L'oreal! It was GLORIOUS!
Tauerville's Incense Flash
Dior's Midnight Poison - the finest of all the Poison flankers, bar none.
CK's Obsession Night
Gap's Om
Mugler's Aura line - bring that weird shit back, L'oreal! It was GLORIOUS!
Tauerville's Incense Flash
Dior's Midnight Poison - the finest of all the Poison flankers, bar none.
CK's Obsession Night
Gap's Om
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Also:
Mugler's Aura line - bring that weird shit back, L'oreal! It was GLORIOUS!
Tauerville's Incense Flash
Dior's Midnight Poison - the finest of all the Poison flankers, bar none.
CK's Obsession Night
Gap's Om
Mugler's Aura line - bring that weird shit back, L'oreal! It was GLORIOUS!
Tauerville's Incense Flash
Dior's Midnight Poison - the finest of all the Poison flankers, bar none.
CK's Obsession Night
Gap's Om
I like a good gourmand still, but I live for spice, woods, incense, & skank.
An oud that smells like a Band-aid or a barn? Gimme!
Cinnamon & nutmeg notes? SOLD.
Patchouli with a blast radius? That's mine.
Easter Mass censer? Jesus, take the wheel!
Skanky florals? Yes, please.
An oud that smells like a Band-aid or a barn? Gimme!
Cinnamon & nutmeg notes? SOLD.
Patchouli with a blast radius? That's mine.
Easter Mass censer? Jesus, take the wheel!
Skanky florals? Yes, please.
a woman sitting on a red couch with snl written on the bottom right
ALT: a woman sitting on a red couch with snl written on the bottom right
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December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I like a good gourmand still, but I live for spice, woods, incense, & skank.
An oud that smells like a Band-aid or a barn? Gimme!
Cinnamon & nutmeg notes? SOLD.
Patchouli with a blast radius? That's mine.
Easter Mass censer? Jesus, take the wheel!
Skanky florals? Yes, please.
An oud that smells like a Band-aid or a barn? Gimme!
Cinnamon & nutmeg notes? SOLD.
Patchouli with a blast radius? That's mine.
Easter Mass censer? Jesus, take the wheel!
Skanky florals? Yes, please.
Oh, yeah. I always find something there!
Fumerie is owned by the daughter of The Perfume House's founder¹, and leans more niche.
¹ RIP Chris; a gentleman & a scholar who started me on my fragrance habit. I miss him.
Fumerie is owned by the daughter of The Perfume House's founder¹, and leans more niche.
¹ RIP Chris; a gentleman & a scholar who started me on my fragrance habit. I miss him.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh, yeah. I always find something there!
Fumerie is owned by the daughter of The Perfume House's founder¹, and leans more niche.
¹ RIP Chris; a gentleman & a scholar who started me on my fragrance habit. I miss him.
Fumerie is owned by the daughter of The Perfume House's founder¹, and leans more niche.
¹ RIP Chris; a gentleman & a scholar who started me on my fragrance habit. I miss him.
Mona di Orio's Oud Osmanthus. God, I loved that stuff!
Youth-Dew Amber Nude (the Tom Ford collab). I have 2 bottles that I keep in the dark for special occasions.
Sarah Jessica Parker's Stash line. All bangers.
Patou Sublime (90s version)
Youth-Dew Amber Nude (the Tom Ford collab). I have 2 bottles that I keep in the dark for special occasions.
Sarah Jessica Parker's Stash line. All bangers.
Patou Sublime (90s version)
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mona di Orio's Oud Osmanthus. God, I loved that stuff!
Youth-Dew Amber Nude (the Tom Ford collab). I have 2 bottles that I keep in the dark for special occasions.
Sarah Jessica Parker's Stash line. All bangers.
Patou Sublime (90s version)
Youth-Dew Amber Nude (the Tom Ford collab). I have 2 bottles that I keep in the dark for special occasions.
Sarah Jessica Parker's Stash line. All bangers.
Patou Sublime (90s version)
Pure Poison is lovely, too. It has Poison's almond DNA, but even softer.
Poison Girl isn't for me; it's a younger woman's perfume to my nose, much like Black Opium.
(I love the OG Opium, Lauder's Youth Dew & Cinnabar, & Dior's Addict; I like my sweeter ambers SPICY instead of sugary 😂)
Poison Girl isn't for me; it's a younger woman's perfume to my nose, much like Black Opium.
(I love the OG Opium, Lauder's Youth Dew & Cinnabar, & Dior's Addict; I like my sweeter ambers SPICY instead of sugary 😂)
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Pure Poison is lovely, too. It has Poison's almond DNA, but even softer.
Poison Girl isn't for me; it's a younger woman's perfume to my nose, much like Black Opium.
(I love the OG Opium, Lauder's Youth Dew & Cinnabar, & Dior's Addict; I like my sweeter ambers SPICY instead of sugary 😂)
Poison Girl isn't for me; it's a younger woman's perfume to my nose, much like Black Opium.
(I love the OG Opium, Lauder's Youth Dew & Cinnabar, & Dior's Addict; I like my sweeter ambers SPICY instead of sugary 😂)
Tell me more! I love the varnish note in DS&D's Bowmakers!
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Tell me more! I love the varnish note in DS&D's Bowmakers!
Poison is a one-spray-and-done perfume - I love it ('80s kid!) but I prefer one of the flankers, Hypnotic Poison.
Hypnotic Poison smells a bit like fruity root beer but in a Good Way - the almond note lasts & lasts.
Hypnotic Poison smells a bit like fruity root beer but in a Good Way - the almond note lasts & lasts.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Poison is a one-spray-and-done perfume - I love it ('80s kid!) but I prefer one of the flankers, Hypnotic Poison.
Hypnotic Poison smells a bit like fruity root beer but in a Good Way - the almond note lasts & lasts.
Hypnotic Poison smells a bit like fruity root beer but in a Good Way - the almond note lasts & lasts.