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The Uncanny Necrotelicom
@necrotelicom.bsky.social
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She/her. Perfume Enthusiast. International Woman of Mystery. Telecom Weirdo. Sci-fi fan. ADHD. Cat person. Gluten Free 4 Lyfe. Mjöre Björk.
See also @zibathesiamese.bsky.social
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If Maison Matine has made it to Australia, they have some nice options that are pretty & light - plus the bottles are *adorable!*

I also love Granado - they're a Brazilian house, so they understand a hot & humid climate!
Arashi No Umi Style: Fruity, floral, woody Notes: ⁃ Top: green apple, freesia, peach ⁃ Midd|e: jasmine, rose damanesca, Ylang-Ylang ⁃ Base: Virginia cedar, firsantol, musk Bain de Midi Style: Amber, floral. Notes: - Top: bergamot, coconut - Middle: tiare flower, ylang ylang, gardenia - Base: vanilla, musk
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I offer as tribute my haircut from sometime between '85 and '87

Pretty sure it was some shade of red at that point.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Welp. Yup.
A brown plush anglerfish. It figures.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Thankful for my crabby little turkey today 🧡🍗🧡
Ziba, a Seal-point Siamese, loafs up on some pink sheets. Her ears are at 3 and 9, and she is frowning a little.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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5 AM cuddles with your cat; 10/10 experience, no notes. 🥰

(I woke up at 4:30 for no damn reason & was sought out when Ziba realized I was awake).
Ziba, a Seal-point Siamese cat, looks into the camera whilst reclining on a blanket that matches her coloring. Soft eyes, curled paws, happy ears.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Do the ruby-throateds sing? We have Annas here & I usually start looking around when I hear them yappin' away.
September 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Post YOU

(Makes me want to go back to blonde, I swear)
A woman with long blonde hair, wearing a black and silver dress, looks around the corner of a wall. Photo courtesy of PhoebusFoto.
June 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
necrotelicom.bsky.social
This part right here made me feel *seen*.

We don't have to be less for anyone ❤️
what I learned to do, in my relationship with my fiancé, was to survive on less. At what should have been the breaking point but wasn't, I learned that he had cheated on me. The woman he'd been sleeping with was a friend of his I'd initially wanted to be to be friends with, too, but who did not seem to like me, and who he'd gaslit me into being jealous of, and then gaslit me into feeling crazy for being jealous of.
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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A lazy baby. ❤️
June 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
necrotelicom.bsky.social
I think I did better vis-a-vis greener grass 😁
Sign for Unter den Linden in Berlin, 2022. A view of Montmarte from Centre Pompidou, Paris. Beliner Dom, Berlin, 2022. One of the City of Paris museums, 2022.
June 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I signed up for the mailing list for future events (& made kissy faces at Valentino's pictures 🧡🧡🧡 Getting bossed around by Siamese cats seems to be my fate).
Ziba, a bossy Siamese cat, on the couch. Ziba, a bossy Siamese cat, displaying a tiny blep while annoying Möthër at work.
June 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I think maybe the US badgers have more of a Hunter S. Thompson vibe - the European ones would definitely enjoy a ridiculous feast, though 😂
"The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station." Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
June 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Ziba hollered all the way from Longmont to DIA - 45 minutes - & I'd started to get worried that the Lyft driver was going to put us out by the side of the freeway.

Meezers gonna meez.
The face of a YAPPER.
June 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I get *giddy* over the decorative elements on buildings there.

My g'pa went to the University of Chicago, & I'm still kicking myself for not applying out of high school.
A copper door at the aquarium in Chicago, featuring 6 panels depicting different sea creatures. A golden Art Nouveau winged horse fish creature on the corner of a theater marquee in Chicago.
June 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Grooming was in progress.
Mlem mlem mlem mlem.
June 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I feel your pain.
Ziba, a Seal-point Siamese, captured mid-groom giving the camera a mighty side-eye.
June 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Look, you're gonna need to do some research on Mothman's special *coff* dietary requirements *coff*.

Lots of research.

And a lämp.

#monsterromance #mothman
Paige Lavoie: I'm Engaged to Mothman (Mothman in Love Book 2) He’s a cryptid and faerie prince, but she’s just Heather. When 23-year-old Heather started dating Mothman, she knew she was in for some surprises. Getting transported to the faerie realm he was banished from? Yeah, that was not what she expected. Turns out those moth wings belonged to a faerie prince with a dark past. C.M. Nascosta: Sweet Berries, a Monster Bait Romance. When one ill-advised night at the bar leads to [Grace] giving an exhibitionistic show to an unknown presence outside her bedroom window, she thinks she’s hit a new low. When her voyeur turns out to be a nebbishly charming mothman, Grace needs to decide if she can trust her body — and her heart — with this garnet-eyed stranger before he flys out of her life for good. Elsie Winters: Live, Laugh, Lurk: A Boundlands Novella Nothing could be worse than having to take a temporary job in a spooky old college town. Until I realize I'm living downstairs from a terrifying mothman. The only thing I want is to get back to my old life as soon as possible, until I realize that the most terrifying thing about the mothman is his obsession with well-made lamps—and I notice how good his butt looks during our shared yoga class. Slowly, he wraps himself around my heart like one of his chunky, hand-knitted blankets. Will I be able to shake off the sparkly moth dust when it’s time to go home? A large, fluffy white poodle moth, gently perched on a human hand. The word "lamp" is superimposed on the moth's right wing.
May 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
necrotelicom.bsky.social
I enjoyed a Very Normal Sunday in Berlin a couple years back.

Informal wedding party & car parade at a UNESCO world heritage site? Bring it!
May 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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A bird tried to fly into the apartment the other day, & Ziba is permanently on watch duty now.

#ohspets
#catsofbluesky
Ziba, a Seal-point Siamese, looking alertly out a window, keeping an eye out for any birds who'd like to join her for fun and games.
May 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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You've reminded me that I need to hang up all my hats.

Yeehaw!
A wall bedecked with several straw and felt hats of various sizes and styles. A wall bedecked with several straw and felt hats of various sizes and styles.
May 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Ziba had her teeth cleaned & came back with enough vet wrap on that I thought about checking for a block & salicylic acid foot wrap. 😂
Ziba, a Seal-point Siamese, half-asleep in her bowl. Ziba, a Seal-point Siamese, sitting by the door hoping that her Real Möthër will come for her, instead of Mean Möthër who took her to the vet.
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
necrotelicom.bsky.social
Will you need bail money?
A red crab holding a knife, surrounded by 3 bunches of lilac flowers, with a banner that reads "peace was never an option".
May 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Feeding the need for gorgeousness ❤️
Björk: Cornucopia (2025)
May 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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how's your mental health?
Finland's Eurovision 2024 contestant Käärija, dressed in a stage outfit with his titties out, with text that says "how am I supposed to cha cha cha in these conditions".
May 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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One of these:

BLACK+DECKER 1.5-Cup Electric Food Chopper

But I think the Hamilton Beach 3 cup model would be better. Easier to clean, for sure.
BLACK+DECKER 1.5-Cup Electric Food Chopper, One Touch Pulse, 150W Motor, Stay-Sharp Blade, Dishwasher Safe Hamilton Beach Electric Vegetable Chopper & Mini Food Processor, 3-Cup, 350 Watts, for Dicing, Mincing, and Puree, Black (72850)
May 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM