Investment accounts for kids... Are the kids supposed to invest that money in the stock market?

Thank you! What an odd and super annoying scam

Awesome axe!

I'm in!

For the record, here's what you should do if you need to shovel the driveway you are currently parked in

1) move car into street
2) clear snow off car, into street
3) shovel driveway
4) move clean car into clean driveway
5) let the snow plow handle the snow in the street

It's a winter wonderland out there and we have so much more snow to come! I'm pretty sure the kids and I will be building a snowman tomorrow.

I'm so glad it will be Sunday because I really needed this long holiday break

This looks like a meal for two with Pillsbury crescent rolls from a can, dry turkey breast with cranberry sauce-like garnish, some nearly raw carrots and green beans, a bit of Stovetop stuffing and way, way to much plain butter noodles (?).

This is the shitty, lonely, sad ass meal she deserves

A properly weird guitar

"Hey there space man, wanna play us a tune?"

I'm under the impression that the main purpose of the Navy Seals is murder

That's gotta feel great. It all paid off. Good for you

Some of our best family friends are vegetarians. We cook and eat together all the time. I feel like it's not as hard as everyone seems to make it out to be, especially when the pay off is a nice meal with a bunch of people you love

With thonks, it's often better to give than to receive

Ah yes, everyone could use a proper seething every now and then

He sounds like a twat

This is how you can tell he's surrounded himself with toadies but he thinks they're his friends. Friends don't do this to friends. Getting a robot to humiliate people in front of their faces isn't a fun party activity.

Musk isn't even smart enough to make fun of his "friends" unassisted. Sad 😢

Mamdani got the rizz!

Parenting is extremely difficult in the best of circumstances, even with an excellent live-in partner. I wouldn't consider parenthood if I didn't have my wife to help me.

Could you help take care of kids in your neighborhood who have a single parent that could use the help?

Nextdoor seems to be mostly posts like "Someone came to my door wearing a safety vest, a badge and a van from the electric company. I didn't answer and he left. Watch out for that guy" with a few "I need someone to install this" and the rest is lost pets and "THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!!" posts