Narwhal
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Narwhal
@narwhal.swifties.social
Drowning in the melancholy
End of the world and he knew it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I had a professor who read from the text book the entire class.

The used book I purchased had everything he read highlighted.

Stopped attending after 3 classes.

I had has test scores in class and he tried to flunk me for attendance but there was no attendance policy in the syllabus.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Predictably tiny is *chef's kiss*
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My hope is she's letting Honey fly under the radar (no acoustic??!!) so she can come out hard with it as next single.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Chuck Shumer's also...

This intern cooked.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Thank you.

I just don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Got it as a surprise song with Mine Toronto N2.
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Murray is 28. I assume you meant 2036.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This 100%.

So ridiculously obviously transparent.

They assume so much shit will happen in the next year that no one will remember this.

And they are probably not wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
In any way that resembles actual governance?

2029
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If there's room for male Swifties then yes please.

If not then I understand.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
My Senators are an asshole and whatever the fuck Fetterman is.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm not sure camo makes the statement these people think it does.

But I'm far from a menswear expert.
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Women have ruined pretty much everything:

bsky.app/profile/paul...
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧵
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It would be 3 letters.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wasn't going to use the United app till I was told it was award winning in bold font.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
PA senate is 27R 23D with 12Rs up in 2026.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Project 2029 and I'm hear for it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Reposted by Narwhal
I’m honestly still so pissed that the American People apparently made THE EXACT SAME MISTAKE in 2024 as they did in 2016. After 2016, people said, “Wow, this is completely awful; never again!” Then they sat out the Election the next time it was a woman running and we got the same fucking result.
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I must be following the wrong people. I don't see this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Imagine if people had voted last year.
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The 43% who think free and fair means white people only
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM