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If they don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.
Occasional replier on the discovery feed because it’s nice to be nice.
Good carpenters are philosophers, musicians, or both.
My wife asked if F1 cars have horns to keep from crashing in the pits and I can’t really find fault with that idea
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ve installed a few $1k toilets but I was not prepared to find an $11k model.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Need to ask my Slovenian friends if this is truly the will of the people
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Yes please

The breakup of Yugoslavia ended one of basketball’s greatest dynasties. A cross-border team could revive that legacy — and model internationalism in a divided world.
Bring Back the Yugoslav Basketball Team
The breakup of Yugoslavia ended one of basketball’s greatest dynasties. A cross-border team could revive that legacy — and model internationalism in a divided world.
jacobin.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Another Thanksgiving, another collapse of Traeger’s Windows 2000 server network.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sugar cream pie because I respect the ancestors.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
May the bounty that is the American Dream finally be shared with all.
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Please tell me someone got the video of Hoda and Jenna and Al dancing to Busta Rhymes
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Snapping beans while some country chud dances on the Green Giant, we have truly fallen from grace
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My wife made fun of me for enjoying A Latenight Handful of Croutons. She just doesn’t appreciate the power of A Latenight Handful of Croutons.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Man it breaks my heart that two Guardsmen died, and I can’t possibly be the only person that thinks it’s incredibly suspect.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“I’ve flown a rocket into space four times built by the lowest bidder” is an absolutely epic condemnation
Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn't like — but here's the thing: I won't be intimidated into silence. I've overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly should report to the Pentagon in his dress uniform with his pack and just fucking stand in the lobby. Call all of their bluffs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I know it’s pretty far down on the current list of national priorities, but I’m out of pot and I don’t have time to drive to Illinois before Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Put the racers on the course at the same time and watch our girl COOK
Some Olympic bobsled / motorsports news for your Monday afternoon: Simona De Silvestro finsihed 2nd today in the Europe Cup monobob opener in Lillehammer.

Most important for her, she beat teammate Giada Andreutti pretty handily.

They'll race again tomorrow

Race recap: www.slidingonice.com?p=13176
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s going to be an adjustment for Mick, he’ll have a different sponsor every session but I’m not sure how he’ll do in Graham’s Blowjobs For ICE activation tent.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bay of Piggie.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
One of my oldest and best friends is taking his 1995 Suburban to the junkyard today. It was his first car, and our first taste of freedom at 16. It deserves a Viking funeral. I’m gutted.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh shit
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix, creating a significant shake-up in the drivers’ championship with two grands prix and one sprint race remaining in the 2025 Formula One season.

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Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri disqualified from Las Vegas GP, rattling the F1 championship
The penalty for excessive plank wear erases crucial points from Norris' championship lead with two grands prix remaining
theathletic.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don't think it's ideal to start a left hand turn on the left hand side.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Kristi Noem is fucking up my enjoyment of F1 AND America
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Lewis is obviously having a rough weekend but Beyoncé brought the twins so it can’t be all bad
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oh my household is HOT over this. Make it more difficult to get loans for a NURSING DEGREE when there’s a nursing SHORTAGE?!
The DOE just cut multiple fields from the “professional degree” list, shrinking loan access for future workers. Nursing, PAs, PT, OT, audiology, public health, social work, & education master’s all got dropped.

And yes, they’re fields dominated by women.
#ProudBlue
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
Nursing is no longer counted as a 'professional degree' by Trump admin
The Department of Education has excluded nursing as a "professional degree" program as it implements various changes to student loans.
www.newsweek.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by DanBuildsThings
Viral musical sensation Jesse Welles brings his GRAMMY-nominated political folk to the Ed Sullivan Theater for a solo performance of "Join ICE," a tune from his latest EP, 'No Kings.'
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh Lewis nooooo
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can’t think of anywhere I’d less like to be than in Las Vegas right now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM