Nanci Schwartz
@nancipants.bsky.social
I write books about awesome ladies in space.✨ author of the ROBBER BARRONS trilogy✨ I also runDisney✨ she/her✨ Luke/Mara trash since 1992 (ask me for my AO3)✨
We are four people.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are four people.
Very important things are happening
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Very important things are happening
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
(He keeps asking when the dinosaurs are coming back)
They both liked it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They both liked it.
Someone posted this in my running group. 🤣
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Someone posted this in my running group. 🤣
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
Excuse me, I’d like to lodge a complaint
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Excuse me, I’d like to lodge a complaint
So apparently on the last weekend of Brick or Treat, they are trying to get rid of all their candy.
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So apparently on the last weekend of Brick or Treat, they are trying to get rid of all their candy.
Three hours of trick or treating.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Three hours of trick or treating.
How elder millennials say Happy Halloween in the group chat.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
How elder millennials say Happy Halloween in the group chat.
What’s my dog dreaming about? Wrong answers only.
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What’s my dog dreaming about? Wrong answers only.
Do I need another sparkle skirt? No. Does it go perfectly with my Padme tank from Crowned? Yes, yes it does.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do I need another sparkle skirt? No. Does it go perfectly with my Padme tank from Crowned? Yes, yes it does.
I’m crying. 12:24 min PR. 😭😊
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m crying. 12:24 min PR. 😭😊
This is why I do not regularly watch sports.
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is why I do not regularly watch sports.
You know what that means
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You know what that means
I love them, your honor
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I love them, your honor
When Luke blows up the first Death Star
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When Luke blows up the first Death Star
Went to a conference at the Rosen Center hotel and boy howdy did it bring back memories of Celebration 2017.
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Went to a conference at the Rosen Center hotel and boy howdy did it bring back memories of Celebration 2017.
My kingdom for lows in the 60s. Please. It’s almost October.
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My kingdom for lows in the 60s. Please. It’s almost October.
Productive morning
(Official time 1:21:58)
(Official time 1:21:58)
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Productive morning
(Official time 1:21:58)
(Official time 1:21:58)
What is the point of the text scams where people pretend to know you??
September 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What is the point of the text scams where people pretend to know you??
When you have a long run on the 21st morning of September, this is always the first song
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
When you have a long run on the 21st morning of September, this is always the first song
Look what you made me do
September 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Look what you made me do
The SW account posted this elsewhere and I gotta laugh about how they had Luke and Ahsoka together in a show that should’ve had nothing to do with them (except Luke being from Tatooine & helping kill Jabba, which didn’t matter to the plot!) & completely glossed over them meeting for the first time
September 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The SW account posted this elsewhere and I gotta laugh about how they had Luke and Ahsoka together in a show that should’ve had nothing to do with them (except Luke being from Tatooine & helping kill Jabba, which didn’t matter to the plot!) & completely glossed over them meeting for the first time