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errant boy
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they/he • if a vengeful spirit was an office worker
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sorry about being clingy lmao i just have a condition where i shrink into the specter of a timid fawn that—when you invite me to eat them out of your hand—cannot refuse the sweet berries of your time
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New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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500,000 violations.
BREAKING: According to a recent investigation by NYC's Department of Consumer and Worker Protection, Starbucks illegally violated workers' protection laws in NYC 500,000 times since 2021. Over $35.5 million will be paid in restitution to Starbucks workers!

gothamist.com/news/starbuc...
Starbucks to pay $35M to NYC workers after city alleges years of abuses
The city says about 15,000 employees will get paid $50 for each week worked over a three-year period. For some workers, that's thousands of dollars.
gothamist.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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BIG DAY TODAY! ⤵️

💰 NYC DCWP investigation found Starbucks violated Fair Work Week Laws 500,000 times, and is putting $35.5 million back into workers' pockets

🪧 @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov joined us on the picket line

Head to nocontractnocoffee.org to see what's next 🤭
No Contract, No Coffee | Starbucks Workers United
Starbucks baristas brewing change. Join the movement for fair contracts, better wages, and worker protections.
nocontractnocoffee.org
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
what if i started writing fanfiction at 30
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I don't lack focus. I'm perfectly focused on everything.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:

globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay

deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This is dedicated to the sponges that was bob from day one
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
unfortunately really obsessed with sonar from dispatch lately
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Starbucks employees escalated their strike on Black Friday, expanding to 120 stores and 85 cities.

Their CEO took home $96 million while refusing to negotiate a living wage for workers.

Boycott Starbucks. Stand with the employees.

Support local independent coffee shops:
Starbucks workers' union escalates strike on Black Friday
() -The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, ​demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain. The walkout,...
www.yahoo.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
these oreos taste like pencils
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
it's okay for me to have banding in my deck bc i only play defense. we only need to know that half of the banding rules. it's fine
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Good morning folks, my names Bert Nernie and corporate sent me to go over some of your expense reports that have been- ok, let’s get it all out our systems now guys. Yes like the gay puppets. Let’s all be adults about this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Saints’ Roost
Watercolor, gouache, and graphite on paper, 10x13”
2023
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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someone was rude to me on the internet the other day. my reaction to people being rude to me on the internet cracks me up. I become an offended Victorian woman. I pull out my fan and say "goodness me" and turn to the person next to me and say "can you believe?"
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Fallen Empires was an abject disaster that should’ve killed Magic dead. 31 years have passed. We're all still here.

🎥 : youtu.be/SakRUkDPxn4
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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(guy who thinks cousins walk means jacking off) nah I’m all good man I did cousins walk twice last night and once in the car on the way over here
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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(Chef having sex) behind. Right here. Inside.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Hmm. Why don’t you mark down ingrate for now and if I ever get grateful I can go back and change it
July 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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It's live! Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story!

Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?

Join us as we follow our very own Jesse Robkin behind the scenes of Magic's Pro Tour: youtu.be/TruZW-VUywE

#MagicTheGathering
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
need that ix/xi shirt so fucking bad
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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the Palette Swap Shop is having a Black Friday sale all week! check out our merch store to find a gift for that special someone who will wonder what the hell is wrong with the rolling stones shirt you just gave them.

only on paletteswap dot shop!
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM