Y'all this man who lives at my house is in this state of packing for a cruise for which he leaves in fewer than 800 minutes.
I literally cannot.
I literally cannot.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Y'all this man who lives at my house is in this state of packing for a cruise for which he leaves in fewer than 800 minutes.
I literally cannot.
I literally cannot.
@camcron.bsky.social go dafuk to bed. I got Abbott to catch up on.
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
@camcron.bsky.social go dafuk to bed. I got Abbott to catch up on.
what yall don’t see is that we are at gay bar musicals night and @monovalent.bsky.social are booth hunched over our phones coordinated our escalating series of bad image editing jokes that only the two of us will laugh at
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I think I might write a little app that follows @camcron.bsky.social and, whenever one of y'all engages with his nonsense, replies with "please don't encourage this."
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I think I might write a little app that follows @camcron.bsky.social and, whenever one of y'all engages with his nonsense, replies with "please don't encourage this."
You're going to have Fox doing that no matter what. Might as well actually accomplish something.
Dismantling DHS is an entirely achievable goal for Democrats at this point.
You can have Fox yell at you for being a radical leftist or whatever, but you're going to have endless images of paramilitary goons assaulting people on TV, and voters will associate you with wanting to end that.
You can have Fox yell at you for being a radical leftist or whatever, but you're going to have endless images of paramilitary goons assaulting people on TV, and voters will associate you with wanting to end that.
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
You're going to have Fox doing that no matter what. Might as well actually accomplish something.
I am the only one in this gay bar that understood "this is a worse beat down than the Oregon-Indiana game earlier." regarding that lip sync.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I am the only one in this gay bar that understood "this is a worse beat down than the Oregon-Indiana game earlier." regarding that lip sync.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
Get you a man who makes you apple butter in the crock pot in the evenings.
I made apple butter in the crock pot this evening
(no photo provided because while it smells amazing brown mush is not exactly photogenic)
(no photo provided because while it smells amazing brown mush is not exactly photogenic)
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Get you a man who makes you apple butter in the crock pot in the evenings.
Three days before lockdowns started, @monovalent.bsky.social and I started doing the NYT Crossword every day. Doing that puzzle became a big part of me keeping sane and having a few moments of normalcy.
A little less than three years later, I broke our streak. Today, it's back rebuilt.
A little less than three years later, I broke our streak. Today, it's back rebuilt.
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Three days before lockdowns started, @monovalent.bsky.social and I started doing the NYT Crossword every day. Doing that puzzle became a big part of me keeping sane and having a few moments of normalcy.
A little less than three years later, I broke our streak. Today, it's back rebuilt.
A little less than three years later, I broke our streak. Today, it's back rebuilt.
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The anthem of cyber security technologists everywhere this holiday season
me leading the congregation in an appropriate seasonal song:
🎶 do you fear what I fear 🎶
🎶 do you fear what I fear 🎶
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The anthem of cyber security technologists everywhere this holiday season
Def didn't have "Local MLB team buys historic theater" on my bingo card today.
San Francisco Giants buy historic Curran Theatre
Speaking to the Chronicle by phone, Giants President and CEO Larry Baer said, “We’re in the live entertainment business.”
www.sfchronicle.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Def didn't have "Local MLB team buys historic theater" on my bingo card today.
Do not like this. Do not encourage this. For you, this is merely a momentary giggle in your telephone. But for me, this is real life.
@nada.zip and @monovalent.bsky.social got very mad at me when I applied Joseph Campbell’s Hero’s Journey structure to Death Becomes Her
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Do not like this. Do not encourage this. For you, this is merely a momentary giggle in your telephone. But for me, this is real life.