delaney
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am i insane or has she given us a clip of this before.
🚨Taylor Swift has premiered “Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor’s Version)” in the newest episode of Hulu’s ‘The Handmaid's Tale.’
May 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
am i insane or has she given us a clip of this before.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
bought contacts and plane tickets today….. can someone give me money please
May 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
bought contacts and plane tickets today….. can someone give me money please
YESSSSS
May 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
YESSSSS
men love to ignore your texts while still watching your ig story immediately
April 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
men love to ignore your texts while still watching your ig story immediately
forgot my headphones in my gym bag…….. a full new music friday in the office with no headphones……. the universe is plotting against me
April 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
forgot my headphones in my gym bag…….. a full new music friday in the office with no headphones……. the universe is plotting against me
i forgot how much getting your eyes dilated sucks now why am i blind
April 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i forgot how much getting your eyes dilated sucks now why am i blind
THANK YOU LORDE!!!!!!!! WE’RE SO UP!!!!!
Lorde will release new single ‘What Was That’ this Friday, April 25th.
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
THANK YOU LORDE!!!!!!!! WE’RE SO UP!!!!!
so so so scary. there’s been a pit in my stomach for hours, just like with pulse and with parkland and every other shooting that happens in this horrible country and state
BREAKING: Multiple people injured as police respond to a shooting at Florida State University
Multiple people injured as police respond to a shooting at Florida State University
Authorities are investigating a shooting at Florida State University. A local hospital says it's "actively receiving and caring for patients."
www.npr.org
April 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
so so so scary. there’s been a pit in my stomach for hours, just like with pulse and with parkland and every other shooting that happens in this horrible country and state
ts12 brewing…… is anyone else scared
🚨| According to Universal Music, Erik Arvinder — the Swedish conductor and producer — has been working on TS12 since the beginning of the year!
He has previously collaborated with Lady Gaga and Harry Styles.
He has previously collaborated with Lady Gaga and Harry Styles.
April 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ts12 brewing…… is anyone else scared
doing this when i’m debating switching from spotify……… nefarious woman
🚨| All of Taylor Swift’s stolen albums that have already been re-recorded have been removed from her Apple Music profile.
April 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
doing this when i’m debating switching from spotify……… nefarious woman
the taylor swift store no longer being the first thing to pop up when i type store into my browser….. i feel so free
April 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the taylor swift store no longer being the first thing to pop up when i type store into my browser….. i feel so free
another day, another sexist joke directed at me from my divisions deputy director….. aka one of the people we’re supposed to go to with complaints about this sort of behavior with
April 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
another day, another sexist joke directed at me from my divisions deputy director….. aka one of the people we’re supposed to go to with complaints about this sort of behavior with
a woman of taste
🗣️| Sadie Sink reveals her favorite track from The Tortured Poets Department is “The Bolter.”
April 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
a woman of taste
NEW ETHEL CAIN!!!!!!!! WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK!!!!!!
March 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
NEW ETHEL CAIN!!!!!!!! WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK!!!!!!
committing psychic damage against myself ((looking at pictures of myself from 2020))
March 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
committing psychic damage against myself ((looking at pictures of myself from 2020))
we are truly in the worst timeline…… southwest i thought i could trust you………
Southwest Airlines is ending its “Bags Fly Free” policy and will charge for checked bags for regular customers starting May 28th.
March 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we are truly in the worst timeline…… southwest i thought i could trust you………
forgot my coffee on my kitchen counter 😩
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
forgot my coffee on my kitchen counter 😩
one of my fav coworkers just told me she’s leaving 😔😔😔 i can’t keep living like this
February 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
one of my fav coworkers just told me she’s leaving 😔😔😔 i can’t keep living like this
the giver plumber edition vinyl secured 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the giver plumber edition vinyl secured 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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and that's why it's her magnum opus
February 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
and that's why it's her magnum opus
do we think prozac for animals is also on the chopping block under rfk. if so I am mailing my cat to the white house and he can be their problem
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
do we think prozac for animals is also on the chopping block under rfk. if so I am mailing my cat to the white house and he can be their problem