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I've lost my purple hat.

Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Chapati

I dance better than the other dads.


🔴⚪️ #Assna


#Nobigots
Pinned
Went to a local sweet shop for shxts and gigs.

Look at the price on these bad boys!!!!

Yeah I copped the last two, but ah wa di bumba!
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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💯 this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Queen Latifah Featuring Monie Love ‎– Ladies First - Tommy Boy ‎– TB 942 - 1989 -12" Single

Vinyl - Very Good
Sleeve - Very Good

Starting bid $10.00
Media Mail (US) $5.00

See link in bio

#oneshotrecords #huntersandcollectors #Hiphopvinyl #QueenLatifah #LadiesFirst #ebay

ebay.us/m/QNXbLx
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Some struggle to meet their own utility bills, yet are forced to fund the energy bills (among others) of not only the government but over 600 sitting MPs. Doesn't that leave a bad taste in your mouth?
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Child benefit for the average person:

First child: £1354 per year
Each additional £ 897

What MPs can claim:

£5,500 per child per year max £16,500 per year
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Behold all this garlic that I grew myself!!
And it’s only a third of the crop too…yay me!
#farmlife #littlefarm #growingveggies
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Tottenham holding 5 tonight as well 😅😅😅
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Martinelllllliiiiiiii!!!!

Boooom!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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To grow old is to accept that you’ll never look as effortlessly cool as Claudio Caniggia in a big leather jacket, stonewashed denim and a white sock/ black shoe combo…
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Duppy Friday - nearly 10 yrs ago, 17 y/o Dave rolled through for DJ Semtex

youtu.be/6bnhDGw1c9Q?...

#grime #grm #ukrap #140bpm #dave #santandave #djsemtex #1xtra #freestyle #duppy
Dave freestyle for Semtex
YouTube video by BBC Radio 1Xtra
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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47/50 The Bug & Flowdan - Pressure (UK, 2021)

Bassline so deep and dark it could have come from Mariana Trench + Flowdan's grime lyrics bringing the pressure. This could do some serious speaker damage.

#TheTwen2ie5

youtu.be/eN9k6Dz1SX0?...
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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#AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #EastCoastKin #NorthernIreland #photography

Kearney

Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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🤭
A year ago today, Ruben Amorim took charge of his first Man United game.

He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Woop!
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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🫡
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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😂
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I drew North London
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nobody at work can tell me thing tomorrow.

"If you're gonna chat to me chat to me proper"

#NLD #Gooner #Arsenal
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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It’s the anniversary of one of the most underrated finishes of the 90s.

Julian Joachim. Highfield Road. 1996.

What’s he doing from that angle? Behave yourself, son.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Labour are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling.

Socialism for the rich!
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Less than 30 for me. Also: The Clash
Totally me in thirty years time.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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DfE today: Half a million more children in England will benefit from 'Best Start' free breakfast clubs from April - "relief to families struggling with the cost of living."

Applications open today for the next wave of 500 schools with 40% of pupils on free school meals to join the scheme.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Nah, na na na nah
Na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah
Na na na nah
Yeah man, that's how it is
Nah, na na na nah
Na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah
Na na na nah

Right?
-“Here Comes the Hotstepper” by Salaam Remi Gibbs, Ini Kamoze, and Chris Kenner
🇯🇲

🧢
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM