Myra Faye Turner
@myrafayeturner.bsky.social
Children’s book author | Lover of coffee and naps | #kidlit |Highlights 2025 SCBWI Impact Fund Scholarship Recipient| Member #SCBWI
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I love it when I randomly discover a teacher using my work in their classroom!
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#KidLit #EduSky
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#KidLit #EduSky
almond milk is okay in coffee [if no other options are available]
Avocado toast, matcha, almond milk, cottage cheese, Dubai chocolate. Stop lying that y’all enjoy these mid ass things.
Tried avocado toast this morning…,,
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
almond milk is okay in coffee [if no other options are available]
I love avocados. There's just something about having an avocado on toast - the texture doesn't work for me.
I’m convinced that yall just don’t be seasoning your food.
Avocado toast tastes like what I imagine a sandal tastes like.
It gives old Birkenstock.
It gives old Birkenstock.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I love avocados. There's just something about having an avocado on toast - the texture doesn't work for me.
it's even funnier on mute
What's going on here?🤪
y’all
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it's even funnier on mute
🎶Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
🎶Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'
I don't believe for one second a woman would shove 5 (or 7) tampons in her hooha because she wanted to get dicked down during her period. Put a towel down and keep it moving.
somebody put in 5 tampons to hold her period while she had sex😭 she got 3 out
she called friends to help get them out, the friends pulled out 3
she still went into toxic shock because there was one more in there. she had SEVEN tampons in her cooch!!!!!! put her life at risk for whyyy
she called friends to help get them out, the friends pulled out 3
she still went into toxic shock because there was one more in there. she had SEVEN tampons in her cooch!!!!!! put her life at risk for whyyy
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't believe for one second a woman would shove 5 (or 7) tampons in her hooha because she wanted to get dicked down during her period. Put a towel down and keep it moving.
🤨I feel like I cuss more than this.
Also, bitch and motherfucker wasn't counted as cussing?🤷🏿♀️
Also, bitch and motherfucker wasn't counted as cussing?🤷🏿♀️
@myrafayeturner.bsky.social has swears! They've used 469 profanities in their last 3,800 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (67 times)
🥈 "ass" (64 times)
🥉 "hell" (55 times)
🥇 "fuck" (67 times)
🥈 "ass" (64 times)
🥉 "hell" (55 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🤨I feel like I cuss more than this.
Also, bitch and motherfucker wasn't counted as cussing?🤷🏿♀️
Also, bitch and motherfucker wasn't counted as cussing?🤷🏿♀️
@profanity.accountant , tell me something good.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@profanity.accountant , tell me something good.
🎶if he cries, he cries
This is your friend's child in your house and his mother says"leave him,he will cry if you stop him". What will you do?
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🎶if he cries, he cries
Ooooh
If you're wondering ‘What do you mean it reads back to front as well as front to back?’
Well, I'll try to quickly explain what “THE SPECTACULAR SPACE LOOP” is ⬇️
Well, I'll try to quickly explain what “THE SPECTACULAR SPACE LOOP” is ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ooooh
A bottle of Wild Turkey hate to see me coming. 👼🏾
All the holy women drink whiskey
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A bottle of Wild Turkey hate to see me coming. 👼🏾
What's going on here?🤪
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What's going on here?🤪
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm in bed rubbing my feet together, about to watch a bad X-Mas movie, WTF is shooting firecrackers!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm in bed rubbing my feet together, about to watch a bad X-Mas movie, WTF is shooting firecrackers!!!!!
First of all, fuck Chuck ole lazy ass talmbout he just live there. Second, this menu sounds atrocious. Other than lil man with the roll, throw the whole thing away!
I thank God every day I’m black. WTF is a pineapple casserole??
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
First of all, fuck Chuck ole lazy ass talmbout he just live there. Second, this menu sounds atrocious. Other than lil man with the roll, throw the whole thing away!
this is lovely
Chat I need yalls honest opinions——please give me some feedback on this record. Im leaking it exclusively to yall for 24 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
this is lovely
yup
SL- yall fuck with ginger snaps?
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
yup
Yes, but only gospel concerts.
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Yes, but only gospel concerts.
✋🏾
Show of hands ….
Who’s seen dead presidents?
Who’s seen dead presidents?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
✋🏾
too many to name
This is a safe space I promise…., What Black Classic movie you haven’t seen?
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
too many to name
my son
17. Who do you love the most?
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
my son
Nintendo Switch Sports
3. What sports do you play?
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Nintendo Switch Sports
my baby is 25 years old today
a woman in a red suit is sitting in a chair and making a face .
Alt: a woman in a red suit is sitting in a chair asking "how?! "
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
my baby is 25 years old today
cold drinks
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
cold drinks
puh-KAHN
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
puh-KAHN