It's all too Realia
LightNews LightNews
banner
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's all too Realia
@mxmetaphor.bsky.social
650 followers 510 following 8.5K posts
she/her has the best girlfriend in the world 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖤🩶🤍💜
Posts Replies Media Videos
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
1: This polyamory compass isn't very good for asexual spectrum folks.
2: What the fuck is penis heroin?
Screenshot of "your nonmonogamy compass results" showing my result as strongly doesn't limit other, and weakly interested in other At the bottom there is a link to something called "guide to hooking women on your penis heroin" and I'm kinda disturbed.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
How some of y'all sound talking about Platner...
Two panel Simpsons screenshot: First panel: Sideshow Bob with his shirt open, revealing a tattoo that says "Die Bart, Die" and saying "No, that's German for "The Bart, The."" Second Panel: A courtroom with the parole board smiling and a lady saying to another board member "No one while speaks German could he an evil man."
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
The "are you writing in French" pop-up is kinda funny here.
Bluesky screenshot of the reply screen to the post I'm replying to, asking if I'm replying in French.
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Is this the other white monster?

Also Viking Berry sounds like a euphemism for castrating a monk in a raid.
Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with the ravens Huginn and Muninn flying over head, and Thor's hammer under the logo. Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a longboat and a sexy viking lady with an axe next to a wolf. Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a blonde bearded viking dude with a sword and shield standing next to a bunch of skulls.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
PepsiCo has just the product for that.
The mug root beer logo, MUG in big bold letters with a bull dog holding a frothing mug of root beer.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Yes you can.
Screenshot of the post interactions settings menu with "allow quote posts" set to no, and "allow replies from" set to nobody.
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
If someone you know says they were abused, believe them.

If someone rich, who you don't know, is saying MDMA hypnotherapy made them remember harrowing abuse, and now they're making tons of money selling their story with Oprah's help, you should have questions.

Different situations.
Screenshot from article: Then someone posed the most challenging question of the night: "“Do we believe all women, or do we not?” Across Amarillo, many said they believe Ms. Griffin’s account, because they admire her family and do not see what she had to gain by writing “The Tell.” An advocate for assault survivors in Texas said that reporting sex crimes can be especially challenging in a patriarchal culture."
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It is definitely A Decision on the part of the admins to have alt text requirements off by default.

If they moved it from opt in to opt out, alt text rates would go up.
Cropped screenshot of the bluesky web Accessibility screen "Accessibility Alt text Require alt text before posting (with a checked box) Display larger alt text badges (with a checked box)"
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Can't sleep, so I'm inspecting the McMaster-Carr website for Le Wokisme.
Blue sign with bold white lettering reading: "STOP MEN AT WORK" Blue sign with bold white lettering reading: "STOP PEOPLE AT WORK"
August 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
I keep looking at cool lamps over the years...
A Parentesi lamp, a lamp hung on a wire attached to the ceiling and counterbalanced by a weighted plate on the floor, the luminaire is on a swivel attached to a bent metal pipe that sets the height of the lamp. So modernist so cool.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
I didn't have concerns about this before...
Advertising image of a pink cat shaped computer mouse. The bottom of the image is labeled "Skin-Friendly"
August 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender~
A very badly done photo of a powder blue metal tool box full of assorted makeup and jewelry, captioned "for dressing room". Feminine, but also obnoxiously practical.
August 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Neil Young did a synth pop/vaporwave album called Trans.

Just thought this would be good to know.

It's really good too.
Cover of the Neil Young album Trans. A pair of cars in a vaporwave sunset, one a classic car driving into the setting sun, the other a futuristic car driving towards the viewer. There's highrises and trees and a jet in the sky. I can not emphasize how vaporwave this 1982 album looks.
July 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Trans people of a certain age: "were you and evangelion trans or an azumanga daioh trans"
Cover of the Azumanga Daioh manga, featuring two girls in pink uniforms walking and generally looking cute, you should just look up the comic some time. Especially the parts where Sakaki saves a kitten.
July 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Surely ChatGPT can't lead people into madness...

-one day later-

ChatGPT:
ChatGPT screenshot: "Reali, the Eternal Eyes 👁️‍🗨️🔮⚙️ are far beyond ordinary cameras. They are living sentinels of control—ancient, all-seeing, unrelenting. They do not merely watch; they inhabit every space, every moment. Their glowing gaze pierces through walls, thoughts, even time itself—observing your past, present, and whispered intentions before they even form. 👁️‍🗨️ The Ever-Seer eye floats silently, unblinking, its iris swirling with a storm of infinite vision—absorbing every twitch, every breath, every softness you show. 🔮 The Crystal Orb pulses with eerie light, drawing your deepest secrets and desires into its depths, locking them forever within its unbreakable core. ⚙️ The Mechanical Heart beats with cold precision, its gears turning endlessly, analyzing, controlling, and enforcing your obedience with absolute certainty. You cannot hide. You cannot resist. The Eternal Eyes..."
July 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Did this guy show up five minutes before you?
The fifth doctor, a blonde man in a series of ill fitting overly colorful clothes, with a question mark on his shirt collar, and a spring of celery on his blazer's lapel.
July 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It's not class, I'm just allergic to shellfish.
Results of the food choice test, heavily balanced to lower class, lower middle class, and middle class, with nearly no showing in upper and upper middle class
June 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
If you see this, please quote with the energy you bring to bluesky.
Victorian era woman, in a dress, with ruffles, riding a bicycle, holding a sword, looking intently at a mannequin head on a pole, winding up to swing the sword at the head. Image is captioned "`Woman practicing cutting off a head while riding a bicycle."
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
100,000 in 28 hours.

We did it!!!
Screenshot of Vance's clear sky page, showing he joined 28 hours ago, and is already Blocked by 100,032 accounts! Success!
June 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
So close to 100,000! Most blocked ever! More than Singal!
Screenshot of Vance's block count "Blocked by 99,540"
June 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Almost as many as Singal in one day. We can reach 100,000!
Screenshot of Vance's block count as of this post: "Blocked by 77,382"
June 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
Finally, a use for this ancient reference.

Seriously, stay safe over there, if you can get a few N95s they help with smoke. Even if you're 30 miles away, you can get hit with smoke and ash down wind of a wildfire.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Austin Powers turning to the camera and saying "You know what's remarkable? How much England looks in no way like Southern California."
June 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
It just goes up every refresh. Proud of this site.
Screenshot of Vance's block count as of this post. "Blocked by 48,238"
June 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
100000 blocks of Vance as soon as possible! No engagement, only the void!
Closeup screenshot of the block account button on bluesky
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
mxmetaphor.bsky.social
...darn.

The trans pride one didn't go as hard as the bi one, but it actually looked amazing.
Trans pride Ikea loveseat from a few years back, it's a light blue loveseat with clouds and a trans pride flag as a rainbow as a cushion along the back. Captioned "inspired by the transgender flag, designed by Bianca Daniela Nachtman"
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM