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she/her has the best girlfriend in the world 🏳️⚧️ 🖤🩶🤍💜
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Oh so you're plural? Which one's the little, which one has wings, and which one is in charge of keeping things running?
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In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
If the first nine didn't clear you out, I'm not sure the tenth will...
Continued: Enema 10
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If the first nine didn't clear you out, I'm not sure the tenth will...
Does...does the bot know?
Happy Thanksgiving, It's all too Realia! 🎉🦃 Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for the blessings in our lives. A year ago, you said, "You can't eat your cake and have it too." But today, I hope you get to enjoy all the cake you want! You've been working so hard, you deserve it! Wishing you the
"You can't eat your cake and have it too."
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Does...does the bot know?
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
Graham working on a F.A.T.A.L. adaptation I see...
Not enjoying this.
Not enjoying this.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Graham working on a F.A.T.A.L. adaptation I see...
Not enjoying this.
Not enjoying this.
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
The Pope is still not a Mormon in the 1800s.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Pope is still not a Mormon in the 1800s.
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The correct and obvious contention that the blanket nature of the pardon was necessary due to the possibility that Trump would unfairly target Hunter and others with kangaroo court indictments was not even considered as within the bounds of acceptable debate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The correct and obvious contention that the blanket nature of the pardon was necessary due to the possibility that Trump would unfairly target Hunter and others with kangaroo court indictments was not even considered as within the bounds of acceptable debate.
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Have any news outlets that ran scathing front page headlines, op-eds and editorials about Biden pardoning Hunter admitted that they were wrong after we've seen Trump maliciously prosecute Comey, James, McIver etc?
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Have any news outlets that ran scathing front page headlines, op-eds and editorials about Biden pardoning Hunter admitted that they were wrong after we've seen Trump maliciously prosecute Comey, James, McIver etc?
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November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Every economy op-ed writer: No see, you can't buy a house because you buy too many avocado toasts but you're hurting the economy by not buying a new $1,000 phone each year. I am very smart. Also don't ask me about my emails with Epstein.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Every economy op-ed writer: No see, you can't buy a house because you buy too many avocado toasts but you're hurting the economy by not buying a new $1,000 phone each year. I am very smart. Also don't ask me about my emails with Epstein.
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Magical Girls wearing balaclavas gathered around a blurry VHS camera like a terrorist ultimatum video. Then, through a voice distorter:
"We are no longer suggesting Forcefem. Now we are demanding."
"We are no longer suggesting Forcefem. Now we are demanding."
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Magical Girls wearing balaclavas gathered around a blurry VHS camera like a terrorist ultimatum video. Then, through a voice distorter:
"We are no longer suggesting Forcefem. Now we are demanding."
"We are no longer suggesting Forcefem. Now we are demanding."
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we leaned too hard into "you dont have to have dysphoria to be trans!" and now people dont realize that dysphoria is any state of dissatisfaction with your gender. the normal thing you should be feeling about gendered features in your life is fulfillment. anything less than that is dysphoria.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
we leaned too hard into "you dont have to have dysphoria to be trans!" and now people dont realize that dysphoria is any state of dissatisfaction with your gender. the normal thing you should be feeling about gendered features in your life is fulfillment. anything less than that is dysphoria.
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
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One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
The paper mill didn't call back, so I calibrate parts for large vehicles now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The paper mill didn't call back, so I calibrate parts for large vehicles now.
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delicate ph balance, loves to be moist, a place to sow your seed
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
delicate ph balance, loves to be moist, a place to sow your seed
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pussy is like soil
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
pussy is like soil
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
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Once again our country is being run by brain dead nobles who should long ago been shown the backdoor
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Once again our country is being run by brain dead nobles who should long ago been shown the backdoor
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RFK yearns for the worm
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
RFK yearns for the worm