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The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
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Do they treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs?
BTW-Never invite a pyromaniac to a house warming party.
Do they treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs?
BTW-Never invite a pyromaniac to a house warming party.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Do they treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs?
BTW-Never invite a pyromaniac to a house warming party.
Do they treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs?
BTW-Never invite a pyromaniac to a house warming party.
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When do you think it is the right age to tell a highway it’s adopted?
When do you think it is the right age to tell a highway it’s adopted?
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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When do you think it is the right age to tell a highway it’s adopted?
When do you think it is the right age to tell a highway it’s adopted?
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I'm going to watch YouTube videos of Black Friday shopping fights and provide commentary.
I'm going to watch YouTube videos of Black Friday shopping fights and provide commentary.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I'm going to watch YouTube videos of Black Friday shopping fights and provide commentary.
I'm going to watch YouTube videos of Black Friday shopping fights and provide commentary.
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I couldn’t sleep so I’ve been up watching TV all night. I now own 3 air fryers, two rotisserie ovens, a Bowflex and 73 rolls of FlexTape.
I couldn’t sleep so I’ve been up watching TV all night. I now own 3 air fryers, two rotisserie ovens, a Bowflex and 73 rolls of FlexTape.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I couldn’t sleep so I’ve been up watching TV all night. I now own 3 air fryers, two rotisserie ovens, a Bowflex and 73 rolls of FlexTape.
I couldn’t sleep so I’ve been up watching TV all night. I now own 3 air fryers, two rotisserie ovens, a Bowflex and 73 rolls of FlexTape.
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Happy Gobble-Gobble to all you "Jive Turkeys".
Happy Gobble-Gobble to all you "Jive Turkeys".
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Happy Gobble-Gobble to all you "Jive Turkeys".
Happy Gobble-Gobble to all you "Jive Turkeys".
Sending a Happy "smile 4 u" Thanksgiving to all who follow me daily. Love you all! Don't forget to "Live, Love and Laugh".
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Sending a Happy "smile 4 u" Thanksgiving to all who follow me daily. Love you all! Don't forget to "Live, Love and Laugh".
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One day you're young and hip and then one day you wake up and you have a favorite frying pan.
One day you're young and hip and then one day you wake up and you have a favorite frying pan.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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One day you're young and hip and then one day you wake up and you have a favorite frying pan.
One day you're young and hip and then one day you wake up and you have a favorite frying pan.
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My daughter is making Thanksgiving dinner. I hope she shuts off the wi-fi just like the Pilgrims did.
My daughter is making Thanksgiving dinner. I hope she shuts off the wi-fi just like the Pilgrims did.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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My daughter is making Thanksgiving dinner. I hope she shuts off the wi-fi just like the Pilgrims did.
My daughter is making Thanksgiving dinner. I hope she shuts off the wi-fi just like the Pilgrims did.
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Never write a name on a gift bag. It will be single use and not recyclable.
Never write a name on a gift bag. It will be single use and not recyclable.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Never write a name on a gift bag. It will be single use and not recyclable.
Never write a name on a gift bag. It will be single use and not recyclable.
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If your condiment is very sick, do you go to the Mayo Clinic?
If your condiment is very sick, do you go to the Mayo Clinic?
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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If your condiment is very sick, do you go to the Mayo Clinic?
If your condiment is very sick, do you go to the Mayo Clinic?
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Why is it when you pull out a tissue, 17 others come along for the ride?
Why is it when you pull out a tissue, 17 others come along for the ride?
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Why is it when you pull out a tissue, 17 others come along for the ride?
Why is it when you pull out a tissue, 17 others come along for the ride?
Guinness World Record setting BIG SHABBAT dinner. Previous records were Tel Aviv 2226 people and Berlin with 2322. We set the new certified record with 2761 people at the Javits Center NYC. So glad I was there and will have my name in the Guinness World Records book.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Guinness World Record setting BIG SHABBAT dinner. Previous records were Tel Aviv 2226 people and Berlin with 2322. We set the new certified record with 2761 people at the Javits Center NYC. So glad I was there and will have my name in the Guinness World Records book.
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Did you ever wonder how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying?
Did you ever wonder how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying?
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Did you ever wonder how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying?
Did you ever wonder how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying?
We helped set a Guinness World Record for the biggest Shabbat dinner. Previous record was 2300 in Berlin. We had 2761 people certified by Guinness.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We helped set a Guinness World Record for the biggest Shabbat dinner. Previous record was 2300 in Berlin. We had 2761 people certified by Guinness.
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Kids today think AM radio is something you could only listen to in the morning.
Kids today think AM radio is something you could only listen to in the morning.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Kids today think AM radio is something you could only listen to in the morning.
Kids today think AM radio is something you could only listen to in the morning.
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Do regular dogs see a police dog and say, "Oh no. It's a cop."?
Do regular dogs see a police dog and say, "Oh no. It's a cop."?
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Do regular dogs see a police dog and say, "Oh no. It's a cop."?
Do regular dogs see a police dog and say, "Oh no. It's a cop."?
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I have not weighed myself in a while. I got on the scale and it said, "One at a time, please, one at a time!"
I have not weighed myself in a while. I got on the scale and it said, "One at a time, please, one at a time!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I have not weighed myself in a while. I got on the scale and it said, "One at a time, please, one at a time!"
I have not weighed myself in a while. I got on the scale and it said, "One at a time, please, one at a time!"
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When you were a kid, you waited around for the
Good Humor, Mr Softee or Bungalow Bar truck. Now, you wait around for the UPS, Amazon or Fed Ex truck.
When you were a kid, you waited around for the
Good Humor, Mr Softee or Bungalow Bar truck. Now, you wait around for the UPS, Amazon or Fed Ex truck.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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When you were a kid, you waited around for the
Good Humor, Mr Softee or Bungalow Bar truck. Now, you wait around for the UPS, Amazon or Fed Ex truck.
When you were a kid, you waited around for the
Good Humor, Mr Softee or Bungalow Bar truck. Now, you wait around for the UPS, Amazon or Fed Ex truck.
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P Diddy just settled a sexual harassment lawsuit out of court. So, did P Diddy diddy or not?
(Credit Barbara L)
P Diddy just settled a sexual harassment lawsuit out of court. So, did P Diddy diddy or not?
(Credit Barbara L)
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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P Diddy just settled a sexual harassment lawsuit out of court. So, did P Diddy diddy or not?
(Credit Barbara L)
P Diddy just settled a sexual harassment lawsuit out of court. So, did P Diddy diddy or not?
(Credit Barbara L)
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Where I come from in Brooklyn, "Take Out" means Foods, Dating or Murder.
Where I come from in Brooklyn, "Take Out" means Foods, Dating or Murder.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Where I come from in Brooklyn, "Take Out" means Foods, Dating or Murder.
Where I come from in Brooklyn, "Take Out" means Foods, Dating or Murder.
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Do you get hungry when you see someone eating on TV?
Do you get hungry when you see someone eating on TV?
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Do you get hungry when you see someone eating on TV?
Do you get hungry when you see someone eating on TV?
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Why is goodnight one word but good morning is two words?
Why is goodnight one word but good morning is two words?
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Why is goodnight one word but good morning is two words?
Why is goodnight one word but good morning is two words?
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I saw Post Malone last night on TV. I wonder what happened to Pre-Malone and Regular Malone.
I saw Post Malone last night on TV. I wonder what happened to Pre-Malone and Regular Malone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I saw Post Malone last night on TV. I wonder what happened to Pre-Malone and Regular Malone.
I saw Post Malone last night on TV. I wonder what happened to Pre-Malone and Regular Malone.
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While making breakfast this morning, I cracked an egg and pantyhose came out. (You may be too young to get this.)
While making breakfast this morning, I cracked an egg and pantyhose came out. (You may be too young to get this.)
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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While making breakfast this morning, I cracked an egg and pantyhose came out. (You may be too young to get this.)
While making breakfast this morning, I cracked an egg and pantyhose came out. (You may be too young to get this.)