Pippa 🦇
@murderbots.bsky.social
Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT
My work: your team is doing January’s drink specials
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My work: your team is doing January’s drink specials
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately
Not a day goes by where I don’t think of this moment and this photo and how beautiful it is to be a woman
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not a day goes by where I don’t think of this moment and this photo and how beautiful it is to be a woman
POV you’re chronically ill and have awful heat intolerance so your 10 year old niece takes ketchup packets she put in the fridge at your hotel out and gives them to you to cool off bc it’s “kind of like an ice pack”
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
POV you’re chronically ill and have awful heat intolerance so your 10 year old niece takes ketchup packets she put in the fridge at your hotel out and gives them to you to cool off bc it’s “kind of like an ice pack”
There are two wolves inside me
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There are two wolves inside me
In honor of the rapture I will be drinking the blood of Christ while eating Trader Joe’s dumplings and watching the leftovers
September 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In honor of the rapture I will be drinking the blood of Christ while eating Trader Joe’s dumplings and watching the leftovers
Something about me is you can’t take me anywhere
July 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Something about me is you can’t take me anywhere
Woke up to this from my uncle who isn’t a Bubba fan (just doesn’t like his racing but likes him as a person) and I’m emotional 🥹
July 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Woke up to this from my uncle who isn’t a Bubba fan (just doesn’t like his racing but likes him as a person) and I’m emotional 🥹
I’d like to return please
June 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’d like to return please
Place your bets how tall am I
June 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Place your bets how tall am I
Idk why this felt so illegal but iykyk
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Idk why this felt so illegal but iykyk
One thing about me is I’m ALWAYS gonna get an Aperol spritz
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One thing about me is I’m ALWAYS gonna get an Aperol spritz
When your friend is a photographer so you barter concert tickets with her to come photograph your other mutual friends bday party and she snaps THIS???
May 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When your friend is a photographer so you barter concert tickets with her to come photograph your other mutual friends bday party and she snaps THIS???
Idk it’s just something about an Aperol spritz
May 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Idk it’s just something about an Aperol spritz
Been insane at work today
May 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Been insane at work today
When one of your friends FINALLY starts the locked tomb
May 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When one of your friends FINALLY starts the locked tomb
Yaaaas mcu give us nothing except ill buy it bc bucky
May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yaaaas mcu give us nothing except ill buy it bc bucky
Washed my hair (please clap)
April 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Washed my hair (please clap)
Family photos like this make me so happy 😭
April 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Family photos like this make me so happy 😭
Re upped my fairy mullet 🥹
April 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Re upped my fairy mullet 🥹
Punk girl hEDS inspo for next time you use kinesiology tape
April 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Punk girl hEDS inspo for next time you use kinesiology tape