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@marthawells.com The Murderbot Diaries. Has no gender. Character's pronouns are It/its. Managed by @writerphoebe
@marthawells.com The Murderbot Diaries. Has no gender. Character's pronouns are It/its. Managed by @writerphoebe
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(I don’t have any gender or sex-related parts (if a construct has those you’re a sexbot in a brothel, not a murderbot) so maybe that’s why I find sex scenes boring. Though I think that even if I did have sex-related parts I would find them boring.)
Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
apnews.com/video/russia... isn't this part of the Iron Man 2 movie plot
Russian humanoid robot collapses on stage
One of the first humanoid robots in Russia, known as AIDOL, collapsed on stage as it was presented in Moscow on Tuesday.
apnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
apnews.com/video/russia... isn't this part of the Iron Man 2 movie plot
I looked down at her and made deliberate eye contact because she had almost all my attention right now and the last person/target who had done that was still dripping down the bulkhead behind me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I looked down at her and made deliberate eye contact because she had almost all my attention right now and the last person/target who had done that was still dripping down the bulkhead behind me.
There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
The other humans looked like they didn’t know what to think about that. I didn’t know what to think about it, either.
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The other humans looked like they didn’t know what to think about that. I didn’t know what to think about it, either.
(Well, that was a waste of a good cover story about SecUnits produced for academic expeditions. I filed it in case I ever needed it again.)
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(Well, that was a waste of a good cover story about SecUnits produced for academic expeditions. I filed it in case I ever needed it again.)
(Despite the weapons and heavy gear, they were amateurs.) (Amateurs are terrifying.)
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
(Despite the weapons and heavy gear, they were amateurs.) (Amateurs are terrifying.)
Arada had her hands up. It was a reflex but a little embarrassing, frankly. I told her on the feed, Arada, put your hands down. You’re supposed to be the one giving me orders.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Arada had her hands up. It was a reflex but a little embarrassing, frankly. I told her on the feed, Arada, put your hands down. You’re supposed to be the one giving me orders.
There were no Corporation Rim corporations here, so no reason for corporates to come on business. Some came as visitors sometimes, but most were afraid to travel outside the Rim. (They thought everywhere outside the Rim was all raiders killing everybody and cannibalism.)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There were no Corporation Rim corporations here, so no reason for corporates to come on business. Some came as visitors sometimes, but most were afraid to travel outside the Rim. (They thought everywhere outside the Rim was all raiders killing everybody and cannibalism.)
Okay, I’m just going to start talking to it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Okay, I’m just going to start talking to it.
Hefting the big square weapon was hard and I knew I’d lost a lot of muscle and underlying support structure in my back.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hefting the big square weapon was hard and I knew I’d lost a lot of muscle and underlying support structure in my back.
“So, you have a relationship with this transport.” I was horrified. Humans are disgusting. “No!” Ratthi persisted, “You have a friendship.” I settled back in the corner and hugged my jacket. “No. Not—No.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“So, you have a relationship with this transport.” I was horrified. Humans are disgusting. “No!” Ratthi persisted, “You have a friendship.” I settled back in the corner and hugged my jacket. “No. Not—No.”
“SecUnit, you need to get to Medical!”
I checked the feed again; still no alerts. “What happened in Medical?”
“You happened, you got shot.”
Oh, right, that.
I checked the feed again; still no alerts. “What happened in Medical?”
“You happened, you got shot.”
Oh, right, that.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
“SecUnit, you need to get to Medical!”
I checked the feed again; still no alerts. “What happened in Medical?”
“You happened, you got shot.”
Oh, right, that.
I checked the feed again; still no alerts. “What happened in Medical?”
“You happened, you got shot.”
Oh, right, that.
I was in the entertainment feed, watching episode 44 of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon and monitoring ambient audio for keywords in the unlikely event that a human said something important.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I was in the entertainment feed, watching episode 44 of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon and monitoring ambient audio for keywords in the unlikely event that a human said something important.
It’s always nice when a human looks relieved to see you.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s always nice when a human looks relieved to see you.
It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.
“An abandoned colony.” Amena stirred the goop on her plate, glaring. “A bunch of people left to die, like our great-grandparents.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“An abandoned colony.” Amena stirred the goop on her plate, glaring. “A bunch of people left to die, like our great-grandparents.”
There’s unrealistic that takes you away from reality and unrealistic that reminds you that everybody’s afraid of you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There’s unrealistic that takes you away from reality and unrealistic that reminds you that everybody’s afraid of you.
The module clicked into place and I had a moment of purely irrational fear. ART must have picked up on it because it said, Please, my MedSystem makes no mistakes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The module clicked into place and I had a moment of purely irrational fear. ART must have picked up on it because it said, Please, my MedSystem makes no mistakes.
The module clicked into place and I had a moment of purely irrational fear. ART must have picked up on it because it said, Please, my MedSystem makes no mistakes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The module clicked into place and I had a moment of purely irrational fear. ART must have picked up on it because it said, Please, my MedSystem makes no mistakes.
Mensah cleared her throat in a “you are trying to annoy each other but are mostly annoying me” way.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Mensah cleared her throat in a “you are trying to annoy each other but are mostly annoying me” way.
(I don’t know anything about transport engines but I know you shouldn’t shoot at them, okay? They’re near the top of the long list of things it’s just obviously not a good idea to shoot at.)
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(I don’t know anything about transport engines but I know you shouldn’t shoot at them, okay? They’re near the top of the long list of things it’s just obviously not a good idea to shoot at.)
Resuming the conversation with me, the bot said, query?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Resuming the conversation with me, the bot said, query?
With all the flailing and screaming going on (Target Five, not me) Target Six couldn’t get a clear shot.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
With all the flailing and screaming going on (Target Five, not me) Target Six couldn’t get a clear shot.
I said, “You and your crew collect the necessary survey data from the colony and the University forges the documents.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, I was mad at ART, but the overall mission sounded great in a “screw a corporation sideways” way.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I said, “You and your crew collect the necessary survey data from the colony and the University forges the documents.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, I was mad at ART, but the overall mission sounded great in a “screw a corporation sideways” way.