Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
@muppybean.bsky.social
Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
#UglyDogs 🛷
#UglyDogs 🛷
Not a fan of popcorn?
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Not a fan of popcorn?
Nah, they are definitely overcooked and underseasoned
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nah, they are definitely overcooked and underseasoned
I'm a frequent curser, but I don't feel comfortable putting it in writing for some reason 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm a frequent curser, but I don't feel comfortable putting it in writing for some reason 😂
Lumi: how many times do I have to run around before you feed me?
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Lumi: how many times do I have to run around before you feed me?
I am as pure as the driven snow 🤣
@muppybean.bsky.social has swears! They've used 103 profanities in their last 9,857 posts.
🥇 "damn" (20 times)
🥈 "balls" (19 times)
🥉 "hell" (12 times)
🥇 "damn" (20 times)
🥈 "balls" (19 times)
🥉 "hell" (12 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am as pure as the driven snow 🤣
Mmm...those sound delicious
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mmm...those sound delicious
Syvie loves it!
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Syvie loves it!
They're gorgeous! He must have done something truly terrible 😂
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They're gorgeous! He must have done something truly terrible 😂
Hey Jen, we haven't gotten any more chocolate updates!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey Jen, we haven't gotten any more chocolate updates!!
Until I met you, I never knew how violent birds were 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Until I met you, I never knew how violent birds were 🤣
Apparently you don't know the story of Jake, the red-cheeked cockatiel and how he saved Christmas!
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Apparently you don't know the story of Jake, the red-cheeked cockatiel and how he saved Christmas!
I would love to move to a farm. If anyone wants to gift me a farm, I'll gladly provide my address 😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I would love to move to a farm. If anyone wants to gift me a farm, I'll gladly provide my address 😂
Did it come wrapped in plain brown paper? 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Did it come wrapped in plain brown paper? 🤣
You don't jump the shark the shark jumps you
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You don't jump the shark the shark jumps you
🦈 DO NOTS MOCK THE COOS MR BJ 🦈
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🦈 DO NOTS MOCK THE COOS MR BJ 🦈
I have no idea, but it's legitimately hysterical. I'd like to know what else they've designed 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have no idea, but it's legitimately hysterical. I'd like to know what else they've designed 🤣
Congratulations to you both!! I can't wait to see Boo as the ring bearer and Pence as flower girl!
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Congratulations to you both!! I can't wait to see Boo as the ring bearer and Pence as flower girl!