A lot of affection from catholics for the new pope Robert Prevost
in fact you could say they are all massive Prevophiles
in fact you could say they are all massive Prevophiles
May 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A lot of affection from catholics for the new pope Robert Prevost
in fact you could say they are all massive Prevophiles
in fact you could say they are all massive Prevophiles
best thing about being a manager is when everybody goes off to the pub after work without inviting you, you know it's because of the hierarchy, not because they despise you x
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
best thing about being a manager is when everybody goes off to the pub after work without inviting you, you know it's because of the hierarchy, not because they despise you x
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Went to a restaurant last night. With dread predictability the waitress' first words were: "Do you know how it works here?" And already then, at that precise moment, you know you're fucked.
February 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Went to a restaurant last night. With dread predictability the waitress' first words were: "Do you know how it works here?" And already then, at that precise moment, you know you're fucked.
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we didn't study the revolutionary war for a single second, but we did a whole term on the Donner party, a group of Americans who engaged in a foolhardy project, met with disaster and then ate each other - which, as historical analogies to the present day go, is a bit on the nose isn't it
January 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
we didn't study the revolutionary war for a single second, but we did a whole term on the Donner party, a group of Americans who engaged in a foolhardy project, met with disaster and then ate each other - which, as historical analogies to the present day go, is a bit on the nose isn't it
thanks but i don't actually celebrate merriness
December 25, 2024 at 10:28 AM
thanks but i don't actually celebrate merriness
I had 12 times as many followers on twitter than I have on here but my posts get exactly the same amount of interactions and numbers (zero)
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 AM
I had 12 times as many followers on twitter than I have on here but my posts get exactly the same amount of interactions and numbers (zero)
perusing a leaflet for a beauty salon which came through the letterbox this morning and apparently you can get a "back facial" which, I have to say, raises questions
December 3, 2024 at 11:28 AM
perusing a leaflet for a beauty salon which came through the letterbox this morning and apparently you can get a "back facial" which, I have to say, raises questions
my advice is to simply not allow the cold light of day onto anything
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
my advice is to simply not allow the cold light of day onto anything
popping back into twitter to check how all the bots are getting on, turns out they're having a lovely time
November 16, 2024 at 12:21 PM
popping back into twitter to check how all the bots are getting on, turns out they're having a lovely time
hey guys what if it's actually any and all social media that's terrible? what will we do about that? and more practically, how will we let everyone know
November 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
hey guys what if it's actually any and all social media that's terrible? what will we do about that? and more practically, how will we let everyone know
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Bluesky = me at school (not very popular)
Twitter = me at university (fucked up, full of bad opinions)
Threads = me at the office (I will not go there)
Twitter = me at university (fucked up, full of bad opinions)
Threads = me at the office (I will not go there)
July 7, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Bluesky = me at school (not very popular)
Twitter = me at university (fucked up, full of bad opinions)
Threads = me at the office (I will not go there)
Twitter = me at university (fucked up, full of bad opinions)
Threads = me at the office (I will not go there)
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"for sale, baby shoes, never worn" is a happy story if you're the guy shopping for second hand baby shoes
July 20, 2023 at 9:51 PM
"for sale, baby shoes, never worn" is a happy story if you're the guy shopping for second hand baby shoes
but i want the varnished truth
January 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
but i want the varnished truth
there's nothing quite like having a clear task to focus the mind on doing something else
September 13, 2023 at 8:42 AM
there's nothing quite like having a clear task to focus the mind on doing something else
my "flow state" is eating crisps
August 12, 2023 at 9:12 PM
my "flow state" is eating crisps
me (drunk): I'll fight any one of you you fuckin babies
kindergarten teacher: *raises his hand*
me: EXCEPT YOU
kindergarten teacher: *raises his hand*
me: EXCEPT YOU
August 12, 2023 at 7:14 PM
me (drunk): I'll fight any one of you you fuckin babies
kindergarten teacher: *raises his hand*
me: EXCEPT YOU
kindergarten teacher: *raises his hand*
me: EXCEPT YOU
eating a banana and holding it like a cigar because i am Successful
August 9, 2023 at 10:30 AM
eating a banana and holding it like a cigar because i am Successful
sighing is underrated. just give it a go, take a big old inhale and sigh, hupphhhhhhhh. fucking class
August 8, 2023 at 2:53 PM
sighing is underrated. just give it a go, take a big old inhale and sigh, hupphhhhhhhh. fucking class
walked past an acquaintance on the street and forced a cheery grin, kept walking but it felt weird to end the grin so abruptly, and now i think i missed my window
still grinning now
help
still grinning now
help
July 31, 2023 at 10:44 AM
walked past an acquaintance on the street and forced a cheery grin, kept walking but it felt weird to end the grin so abruptly, and now i think i missed my window
still grinning now
help
still grinning now
help
me: imo modern slang and meme culture moves so fast and is so transient that much of our culture will be impenetrable to future historians ...
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT
me: ... welcome to my ted talk.
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT IS TED TALK
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT
me: ... welcome to my ted talk.
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT IS TED TALK
July 26, 2023 at 10:06 AM
me: imo modern slang and meme culture moves so fast and is so transient that much of our culture will be impenetrable to future historians ...
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT
me: ... welcome to my ted talk.
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT IS TED TALK
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT
me: ... welcome to my ted talk.
future historians: *psychic pulse* WHAT IS TED TALK
time for this app to rebrand as 'twitter' 🐤
July 24, 2023 at 8:18 AM
time for this app to rebrand as 'twitter' 🐤
hey, i am a nice guy. if i did something to upset you, that's on you dickhead
July 21, 2023 at 6:21 PM
hey, i am a nice guy. if i did something to upset you, that's on you dickhead
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interviewer: can I get your references?
me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
July 3, 2023 at 12:35 PM
interviewer: can I get your references?
me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does