The "I feel it in my cockles" Burger
(topped with a steamed cockles salad spread)
$6.95

You should come down to the real Tombstone. It's a neat place to visit.

Oh yeah the place sucks. Like idk why people dog on most places when we should all be shaming this nothing burger.

Hell fucking yes! That's so sick!

8. MGS5 Ground Zeroes
I've grown up hearing amazing things about Kojima but I've never Played any of his games... Okay I did play MG Acid 2 for the PSP but does that even count. I started playing it but then I had to wipe my drive and never reinstalled it. KEPT YOU WAITING HUH?

7. Doom (1,2,3,RoE,SL,2016,Eternal)
For the last 9 years I've been kind of scoffing at the idea of hyping up Doom 2016, getting sick of the over top music becoming a meme. I got to say it feels great to flex my new system. I made it to (I think) a satellite needing to be stopped from aligning.

6. Halo: The Master Chief Collection
On my old system I was on a bit of a achievement hunt for 100%. But after a while I fell off. Getting to try Reach while in Canada has got me itching to get back to it. Also I never played 4 so I might as well get to that.

5. Wolfenstein 3D
I was looking for a game that I could play on my laptop and wasn't too heavy on graphics. Turns out Boomer-Shooters are perfect for this. If I ever want to get to the new games I want to "experience" the classic. And turns out it holds up. I found myself enjoying the exploration.

4. Peglin
If I HAVE to be stuck at work I might as well play a cool relaxing game that is easy to pause and come back to. If you liked Peggle by Popcap games then you've got to try this clone with RPG Arcade-ish game.

3. 100% Orange Juice
Its not a want to play b/c its good, its because its a game that MIGHT be good for more social play, and an option for game nights with friends. I used to hang with some folk who played this all the time. I should've played with them when I had the chance.

2. Snowbreak: Containment Zone
Okay, putting aside the gooner-shooter that its turned into, I have 2 or 3 seasonal things that need to be squared away, and some events that I've dedicated no time at all to. And if I want to unlock the new hero, then I need to earn the purple that I left on the table

I'm stuck IN office, wish I could play DOOM

I have entire SPREADSHEETS I've made for if I won the lottery and could help out family, friends, and artists I enjoy.

Lets rev up those friers, and also get ready for a solid April Fools joke since we're already changing fonts

Fuck that's cool man! Your expressions are always what takes it over the top!

FOUND IT!

Stop spewing slop