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December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
any of my mutuals hit with this yet?
v1.111 is live today!

We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.

Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Witch child is this
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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If you could witness one natural phenomenon in person, which would you choose: an aurora, a volcanic lightning storm, bioluminescent waves, etc.? 👇🌌
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Later: The reindeer were smuggling drugs so we shot them all down. No survivors. Be best.
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Pizza INXS
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Fleetwood MacDonald's
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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ludacris steakhouse
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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every librarian reading this and thinking about all the signage people just walk by
The bigger a post gets, the more it becomes apparent that people don’t know how to read.
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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*whispers* libraries should not have Christmas decorations up
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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monday's not real
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Monday.
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Pizza INXS
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fleetwood MacDonald's
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
ludacris steakhouse
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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“And let me be clear, I don’t care what all you do in your fancy suit in your off-hours, I’ll tell ya, what ISNT in the shadows is your tax returns.”
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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If the Joker actually wanted to take Gotham, he'd simply get the IRS looking into Bruce Wayne
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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What light through yonder window breaks? It is the boys, and they are back in town
August 23, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This won't happen but it would be incredibly funny if the Canadian part of NORAD refused to work on the yearly Santa tracker thing by citing intelligence sharing risks
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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winter evening sketch
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Counter stools thrown at patrons
Time to eat some eggy bacon
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking to a winter waffle house
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM