Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop
@msmadbint.bsky.social
Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently, wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Towel is ready, waiting for the Heart of Gold to pick me up. Or for Calgon to take me away. Whichever.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Late 80s- early 90s YSL Beauty ads were THE BEST.
Late 80s- early 90s YSL Beauty ads were THE BEST.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Late 80s- early 90s YSL Beauty ads were THE BEST.
Late 80s- early 90s YSL Beauty ads were THE BEST.
1. I don't even want to know the 'logic' behind this...
2. Internet Rule 34 is a motherfucking bastard... 😳
2. Internet Rule 34 is a motherfucking bastard... 😳
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
1. I don't even want to know the 'logic' behind this...
2. Internet Rule 34 is a motherfucking bastard... 😳
2. Internet Rule 34 is a motherfucking bastard... 😳
Murder on the Zinderneuf, definitely. The premise itself is great, but they could do fantastic things with it now- incredible graphics, expand the scope of the game... it would be sooooo good!
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Murder on the Zinderneuf, definitely. The premise itself is great, but they could do fantastic things with it now- incredible graphics, expand the scope of the game... it would be sooooo good!
When you see this, post a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
(this one valid from now until Friday morning)
(this one valid from now until Friday morning)
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When you see this, post a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
(this one valid from now until Friday morning)
(this one valid from now until Friday morning)
On Wednesdays we wear black
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
On Wednesdays we wear black
Well, they ought to...
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well, they ought to...
'Silk Stalkings' was my guilty pleasure and I would totally watch it again if I could find it on streaming. Mitzi Kapture was awesome!
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'Silk Stalkings' was my guilty pleasure and I would totally watch it again if I could find it on streaming. Mitzi Kapture was awesome!
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
Actually, I need y'all to pick for me. 'Cause if I'm getting hauled into rehab, chances are I'm going to be hammered and in full regalia.
Actually, I need y'all to pick for me. 'Cause if I'm getting hauled into rehab, chances are I'm going to be hammered and in full regalia.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
Actually, I need y'all to pick for me. 'Cause if I'm getting hauled into rehab, chances are I'm going to be hammered and in full regalia.
Actually, I need y'all to pick for me. 'Cause if I'm getting hauled into rehab, chances are I'm going to be hammered and in full regalia.
Post your warning label. This is mine.
I've got two. As below and:
IF YOU EVER TOUCH ANY OF MY STEREOS I WILL FUCKING END YOU
(still need to have that one made)
I've got two. As below and:
IF YOU EVER TOUCH ANY OF MY STEREOS I WILL FUCKING END YOU
(still need to have that one made)
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Post your warning label. This is mine.
I've got two. As below and:
IF YOU EVER TOUCH ANY OF MY STEREOS I WILL FUCKING END YOU
(still need to have that one made)
I've got two. As below and:
IF YOU EVER TOUCH ANY OF MY STEREOS I WILL FUCKING END YOU
(still need to have that one made)
I'm hip. 👍 Because:
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm hip. 👍 Because:
Incomparable.
Thank you!!!!! 🥂
Thank you!!!!! 🥂
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Incomparable.
Thank you!!!!! 🥂
Thank you!!!!! 🥂
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Which Avengers? 😏
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Which Avengers? 😏
When you're out at breakfast and you have to ask your buddy what felching is...
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When you're out at breakfast and you have to ask your buddy what felching is...
Damn it... 🤦♀️
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Damn it... 🤦♀️
I love it- it's my go- to when I need cheering up or a pep talk. It always reminds me of this quote from Liz Taylor:
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love it- it's my go- to when I need cheering up or a pep talk. It always reminds me of this quote from Liz Taylor:
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All he wanted was a Pepsi, and they gave him a Diet Coke.
Shameful.
Shameful.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All he wanted was a Pepsi, and they gave him a Diet Coke.
Shameful.
Shameful.
Every time my brother starts talking
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every time my brother starts talking